Well, well, well, what the fuck do we have here. I mean this is an actual question, what the fuck do we have here… I’m having a really hard time trying to figure out where and how to start on this one. Your fantasy is for the girls in your class to find your nudes online? I don’t think you’ve thought this through. I feel like there is a reason you are a shy and nerdy guy in your college class. Because you’ve seen yourself naked and know you have nothing, I mean, completely nothing to offer a female. God hun…. what a loser! I don’t know why you’re wasting time posting this pic to the internet, head over to some cheap and skanky tattoo shop and get loser put on the nasty pasty while cock, your cock will always be a loser, might as well make sure people can tell that you know it. It looks so weird with your dick poking out like a thumb and sick, I would tell you that you should try to clean it and make it look presentable but I’m sure a clean cock isn’t worth seeing. I bet you don’t even know how to clean it out and your cock is dirty and gross. All your dried up cum stuck under your head from all your nights alone with your loser cock. Not that it matters, it’s disappointing enough I’m not sure who would want to use it anyway. What’s funny is the way it flops down, you have to hold it so it looks like it can stand up on it’s own when it’s hard. This loser pic is my favorite since I can tell how your cock can’t get stiff enough to hold itse;f up, it might be swollen but it can’t get up. And what’s the point of having a hard cock if it needs you to hold it the whole time? I’m just glad you know your cock is unsatisfying and sad. And why, just why are your so fucking white, go out and get a little sun for gods sake…. yuck! I’m glad you didn’t ask for an honest rating, you would have gotten a similar review for sure! Guess you will need to stick with prostitutes!
kendra
Tiffany’s Cock Review:
Tiff
Well, oh boy here we go…. another ridiculous cock for me to rate. Hey, Bellamake fun of my cock… Sweety, this is hardly a cock, more of a little nub, a mushroom per say, maybe some smurfs live under it, or who knows, it looks pretty gross, so there is a good chance something lives under there. Let’s see how I can make hot girls look at my cock right? Like let’s see their reaction to my fat and flabby body, with my tiny little cock stick out of the chub. Do you work for like a lube company or something? Honestly, I just got done rating a raging hard cock that made my panties wet. Now I’m forced to look at these pics? My panties are still wet, but my pussy has dried completely up. You may have ruined my sexuality. Is that what you are hoping to do to your hot girls in your class? Why would you submit to so much pain and agony. Hot girls want nice plump dicks, that can spread our pussies wide, make us wet, and make us cum. You whole image does just the opposite. I don’t mind a chubby guy, but this presentation may have ruined this. If you did somehow con a woman into dating you, you would have to let go out and get fucked by reak men, and when I mean men, I mean guys who actually have a penis that gets hard, grows out, and is something that actually fucking looks like it would give a woman an orgasm… Repulsive. I just don’t get it, who in their right mind would ever consider fucking your orgasm-less dick. This thing couldn’t get a rabbit off, hunny, this cock goes down as bad….
bella
BITCHESRATINGCOCK.COM
5 COLLEGE GIRLS GIVING HONEST OPINIONS YOUR DICK!
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