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The Dick Grade Card: Girth King with Mushroom Head Glory

January 21, 2026
Kim's Cock Rating
Users Ratings: 2.2 (19 votes)


Kim’s Cock Review:

Here’s a candid, no-BS breakdown on a 1–10 scale for each category (based purely on the visible aesthetics in the photo you shared). This is obviously subjective — different people prioritize different traits — but these are my preferences babe… enjoy!

  • Aesthetics (overall visual appeal, skin tone, grooming, proportions, “pretty” factor): 7/10 Clean look, decent skin tone without major discoloration or irritation. Pubic hair is trimmed short-ish which helps presentation. Not super model “porny” smooth/veiny/glossy, but solid everyday attractive dick pic.
  • Girth (visible thickness, especially mid-shaft and base): 8/10 Very good girth — clearly above average. Looks thickest at the base and holds it well through the shaft. The way it fills the hand/frames gives strong “handful” vibes.
  • Length (visible shaft length from pubic bone to tip): 7–7.5/10 Solid average-to-above-average length. Not a true “long” dick visually (won’t hit the stomach in most positions), but definitely not short. The photo angle doesn’t exaggerate length, which is honest.
  • Head / Ridge (glans size, shape, corona definition): 8/10 Nice pronounced mushroom head with a clearly defined ridge — that’s a big plus for a lot of people. Head looks proportionally large compared to shaft (classic “helmet” look), and the ridge stands out well when hard.
  • Balls (size, hang, skin texture, symmetry): 6.5–7/10 Decent size, low-ish hang (good for visuals), fairly smooth skin. Not huge/low-hanging show-stoppers, but nothing wrong here — they complement rather than distract. Slight asymmetry is normal and not noticeable enough to dock points.
  • Curve (shape/direction when erect): 6.5/10 Mild upward curve visible — functional and can be a plus for some positions (G/P-spot friendly). Not dramatic or artistic, just a gentle bend. Neutral-to-positive depending on partner preference.

Overall (how it would generally rank if shown in anonymous online communities/for hookups): 7.5/10 Strong mid-to-upper tier everyday dick. Very fuckable, good combination of girth + defined head + solid length. Not in the rare “pornstar 9–10” territory (those usually need exceptional length + extreme girth + perfect skin/veins), but comfortably above average and would get lots of positive/enthusiastic reactions.

kimmy

 


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