Hahahaha, what a lousy dick you have, loser! No one would ever want to fuck you and your sorry dick! Look at that big, curly bush you’ve got growing in your pants, boy! Didn’t your mama ever teach you how to be clean? Geez, that’s just a given these days-shave the bush, dude! And a measly 2 inches? Ha, that’s a laugh in itself! How pathetic is that when 4 inches can barely do anything to a woman’s pussy! Real men have at least 6 inches and you fall mighty short of that, loser! Wow, I can’t even express how disgusted I  am having to look at that and it’s such a waste of my time to even sit here writing about your sorry dick that will never know the love of a woman besides your wife who simply fucks you out of pity for you and your disgusting dick! That’s all you are–a lousy waste of time and you and your dick don’t deserve any attention from a hot goddess like me! One look at a dick like that and it will send every woman in the opposite direction, that’s for sure! Have you ever been with a woman? Just look at that pointy little head and it almost looks like you have an extra amount of skin like you might be uncut…? Ewww! No one wants to deal with an uncut dick!  That’s just a recipe for disaster! All that extra skin flopping around in the way when we try to pleasure you with our mouth. Ummm, no thank you! Put that dick away! And look how puny your shaft is! It’s not even thick enough and looks like a pencil in your hands! That is simply an eyesore to any woman who is wanting a real man’s dick! We only want alpha cocks, not loser dicks like yours! You are not a real man at all! You are simply a boy who thinks he’s got a chance finding someone to suck his cock, when in reality that will never, ever happen for you! When there are so many more alpha cocks in the world, how do you expect any woman to want to be around your sad little dick? You could never pleasure a woman even if you tried! Your wife probably makes you the laughing stock amongst her friends by showing your dick pic to all of them and they sit around talking about what a loser you are! I’m sure your wife has a real man’s cock on the side because she has to find pleasure somewhere and she’s definitely not finding it in your bed! With a loser dick like that, your destiny is having to hide with your porn and jerk yourself off forever because that’s all your dick deserves, loser! 0/5 stars