Oh Jayden, if you think you can get anywhere in life with a disformed, ugly dick like that, then think again! That has got to be on of the shortest dick I have ever seen in my life and I never want to see that pathetic thing you call a dick again! It’s more like an ugly enlarged clit sitting between your legs with a huge, ugly sac of shit behind it. Talk about not wanting a big dick man….well, yeah, honey, put that thing away! No one wants to see that weird of a dick, unless it’s to have a great laugh! There is no way in hell I’d go anywhere near that! I mean, how in the world can we even find it in that sunken mess that you have down there, dude?! You have way too much chub going on down in those pants! Puuuhleeease! You’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that cock stump is attractive! Getting a mouth full of grotesque dick is not my idea of a fun night and that’s all I’d get! Yuck! An malformed dick is the worst! (I mean it looks like it took a landmine.. maybe not?) So ugly and gross! Your mom must have totally hated you to leave you as an baby! Who does that these days anyway? Are you trying to remain celibate the rest of your life? It looks like a tiny turtle head trying to poke its way out of its hole. You should lock that dick up in a cage where it belongs and leave it there for the rest of your life! I don’t even know how you have sex with yourself, needless to say, another woman! Oh that’s right, you haven’t.  Please keep that baby cock locked up. I mean, how on earth could she even feel that enter her? Oh wait, she couldn’t because she’d be searching all night long trying to find that teensy, scrawny thing you call a dick! She’d never be able to find that weird penis in that shaft of horrors! OMG, I  can’t even imagine going on a date with you, then taking you home, only to be surprised with having to try to find your weird dick hiding somewhere. I  wouldn’t even know what to do with that or how to have sex with that monstrosity. My pussy would be dry, not knowing what kind of disease this thing has. Yeah, it doesn’t do anything for me…. I I’d probably get more pleasure out of laughing my ass off when you took your pants off! Sorry, Jay