Seriously. Small Cock Boy???? This is all I get? You know, I’m a pretty horny gal, and I absolutely love dick, but this? Like, if there was a class for women to prepare for their adventure in sexuality, this cock pic should be provided to show the dangers and possibilities of dicks out there in our scary work. It.. doesn’t quite measure up, if you catch my drift. Like it doesn’t even fucking register. I like to be fucked hard. Emphasis on ‘hard’. Which this is not. I mean, if this is as rigid as you get, you’re going to have a hell of a time stuffing that in my tight snatch. Not to mention, if this picture can’t get me at least a little wet, how much better could it be in person? I really hope you’re good with your hands and mouth, because that’s the only way you’re going to be able to get me screaming. ‘Short, hairy and soft’ just isn’t my cup of tea, honey. It looks like you went through the effort of nothing, but all it gave you was an absolutely horrific nightmares for any women who come across this post. At least you tried though; usually guys with a cock of this failing usually hide themselves away in their mom’s basement, you know where a man like this belongs… So much fucking gross in this photo her hun… Please keep this away from women’s eyes in the future.

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