Well everyone, here it is, every horny woman’s nightmare. Miss Teeny has sent me was is his/her proudest appendage, and she is not afraid to hide it. Oh sweetheart, if you think you can ever please a woman with that tiny little knob, you must be kidding yourself! Jokes on you! With only  teeny tiny inches, you can maybe pleasure a woman’s belly button and that’s about it! I mean, how on earth would that even be able to get close enough to fully enter an awaiting pussy? Giving that thing a blow job would be like sucking on a tiny thumb! Do yourself and every woman out there a favor and keep that thing in your pants and far, far away from any pussy! You bring that pathetic little dick out and you’ll be the laughingstock of the county! You poor, pathetic loser boy with a loser cock. Just look at the way the head looks like the top of a turtle head trying to poke out from beneath a rock! Or maybe it looks like a tiny little torpedo toy that kids play with in pool! The extra ring underneath the head is totally weird looking and I think anyone would look at that and laugh their ass off! With a shaft that short, there is no hope for you to ever please a woman! That has definitely got to be the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! I think I’d better get my magnifying glass out to find what you’re hiding in your pants! How do you even jerk off, all alone, with your tiny little dick? All you need are two little fingers to wank that pathetic loser dick! If you ever try to have sex with a woman, she’ll be like “Is it in yet?” Hahaha! Wow, put it away and hide forever, loser boy! The fact that you are making the world see you atrocious little cock really does mean the joke (and nightmare) are on us!