OOOhhhh Andrew… you sent me a photo of your cock, but I am having trouble trying to figure out just what you have between your legs. I have never seen a cock, if that is what you want to call it, that cannot escape its own foreskin. I have seen beer with better heads on it. I mean did you leave your balls out of the photo, so that I can’t judge these? I can’t use the word cock for it. It just doesn’t seem right. Do you have sex using a false extension? Are you able to cum with something that small? I bet you hear, “Is it in yet?” from the women that you are with. Can you even enter a woman? You must have wow’ed them in gym at school when it was shower time. I can hear the laughter now. I wouldn’t even know where to begin to fuck you. I’ve got fingernails longer than you are. Do you cum in a thimble? I have to look at my chart. I don’t even think there is a rate for your “size”.

Sitting on a rock at the beach you notice a woman walking toward you. As she gets closer, you notice that all she seems to be wearing is her towel. You look askance, not wanting to stare. She walks up to you, kisses you and then looks at you and says, “My friends dared me to come over here and kiss you. I had been watching you from the volley ball court.” You smile as she drops the towel and reveals that she is not wearing anything underneath. “They also bet me that I wouldn’t fuck you,” she said. She reaches over and unzips your jeans. Reaching in, she finds your cock rock hard and waiting for a touch. She smiles. “A little small, aren’t we?” You blush as she takes down your jeans and reveals your rock hard cock. “Good, ” she says. “I rarely get fucked the way I like to be fucked.” She leans over the rock and starts to suck you off. You put your hands in her hair and push her face down on you. “Not so hard, Romeo,” she says, “there is plenty of time.” She feels the energy well up inside you and she doesn’t want to waste it in her mouth. She bends over and opens her ass, revealing a sweet asshole. “Fuck my ass.” You waste no time in getting down from the rock and hold onto her ass. You enter her from the rear and hold her ass lose to your body. She has her hands around her ankles. “Done this before?” you ask. She just moans and bends her head. You reach down and finger fuck her shaved pussy. You feel the softness of her shaved skin as you thrust your cock into her ass. She is moaning louder as people look on and cheer. You do’t notice that there is an audience and you can’t take it much longer. With one last thrust you blow your wad into her ass, making her scream with delight. The force of you cumin up her ass makes her cum, too and her body jerks and writhes with the force of the cum. You lean against the rock, exhausted. She picks up her towel, walks over, kisses you and says, “Remember Honey, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.”

All you are good for is an anal plug. You can’t even do anal right. Sorry, I can’t rate you, My scale starts at 1 and I don’t do negative numbers.