Kendra’s Cock Review:
Hey babe, your cock is super strange, like it got caught in a taffy machine or a time warp. Did you piss some woman off with that stunted cock of yours and she tried to rip your balls off? But your balls are made of rubber or something, and they stretched instead? Is your cartoon cock going to slap back in a minute and smack Wiley E. Cockote in the face Perhaps you bought your cock in a rubber cock store, because it’s not just your balls that scream “factory stamped”. The upper part of your shaft and head looks like some pink rubber mold for a lesbian pussy that’s never seen a real cock and wouldn’t want to. Isn’t that comforting? Lesbian pussy! That hates real cock. So if you ask a mathematician, or philosopher, or lawyer…not sure which…they could tell you by magic logic formulas that means your cock isn’t considered a real cock. Bummer! Your rubber cartoon cock can’t satisfy a real pussy. How does that make you feel? It probably doesn’t make you feel too bad because I bet you know that already!! I could live with that. Though a tight pussy craves a real cock that can fill her with warm cream, every lady has a rubber dildo stashed somewhere. Maybe your cock could fill a warm pussy who’s misplaced her rubber dick! Does it detach (those stretchy balls tell me…maybe, yes). At least then the cock would be warm. What do women say when they see your cock? Do they laugh and drop a truck on it to see if the truck bounces? Do ladies run away from you faster than the road runner? Do they look at you and cocks in the wax museum and have a hard time deciding which cock they’d like to climb on to. A wax cock might melt under the heat of her pussy, but at least she won’t bounce right off of it. Fortunately, you maybe not be a micro mini cock, but you’re not very long, so she wouldn’t have far to bounce off of, if she picked you over a wax mannequin. And note, I said if. It is kind of a tough choice, now isn’t it! No surprise you are single, you may want to stay that way!
Kendra
Kim’s Cock Review:
News flash, sissy. All of the girls love your penis because it makes them feel like the man in the relationship. I bet if I were to get my clit all engorged from looking at the real cocks on this site, I would give you a run for your money. That little thing isn’t even worthy to be called a “cock”, or even a “dick”. I’m even hesitant to call it a “penis”. Oooh, how about “wee-wee”? Or “pinkie dink”? How about “clitty”? I think “clitty” sounds fair, right? After all, it barely gets any bigger, just like a clit, right? Okay! Clitty it is. Your balls look like they could cover up your clitty, and play permanent hide and seek. Most guys that I’ve seen usually use dildos that are smaller than their dicks to pleasure their asses. If you used a dildo that small, it would fall out of even the most virgin hole. Do they even make them that small? Oh, right…they don’t. Maybe as an extender to a guy who wants to go from 5″ to 7″, but if you were to use an extender, the weight of it would fall off your little clitty. Just too big and heavy. after all.
I’d tie your arms to the bed, unable to rub one out from your hard nub. I’d take my riding crop, and lightly spank your clitty and balls. You cry out, and whimper as I rub them in slow motion…”Who owns your wee-wee?” I bark at you. “You do, my mistress”. Your voice quivers, as I fit you with a chastity device. You hear a *click* as I lock you in, and look upwards at me as I place the key inside my milky cleavage. Your lip trembles as you realize how hard you are after the Viagra has taken its effect. Your clitty begs for release, trapped against a cage of metal rings. Your clit is so hard, yet so far from being able to cum. “A sissy like you doesn’t deserve to cum!” I say assertively as I pace back and forth in front of you. “Your orgasms belong to me now…and I *will* make you work for them”. You ache for release. You’re willing to do anything to please me in order to be freed from this metal prison…but inside, you feel as if your place is right here, as my chastity slave. Never have your hard clit and mind disagreed so much. I dress you in your pink thong, and put you to work eating me out. The potent smell of my pussy threatens to stir your nub to harden, but the contact with the metal rings softens you yet again. I grind my pussy against your face, making sure to cover you with my juices. “You fucking love my pussy, don’t you?” Your muffled voice seems to be saying “Yes mistress, please mistress”. “Please mistress, what?” I don’t stop my grinding on your face, as I still intend on cumming myself, even if you won’t. “Fuck my ass, mistress”, you say, still muffled. “I can’t hear you, slave. Speak louder!” “Please fuck me, mistress” you yell, louder than anything you’ve said today. I take a look at the monster dildo that you’ve brought with you, and then to your pussy juice covered face. I rub your dildo all over that face of yours, lubing it up in preparation to give you a good fucking. I don’t even finish cumming as I penetrate your asshole with the closest thing to a *real* cock that’s in the vicinity. After all, you can’t really please me at all. Not in any way.
Kim
Tiffany’s Cock Review:
Oh ew. What’s funny about your dick is that in the preview of your first photo I thought your cock was cropped out and only your legs were showing, but no. Your dick is just so small I didn’t even notice it at first, I had to look for it to find it, it’s that small. Trying to say stuff about your cock is like trying to compliment someone’s bad cooking. It’s cute that they tried but god damn it I don’t want to keep muddling through it, I’d much rather have something more satisfying. Even my least favorite sex toy is so much better than your dick, and it’s bigger too. Wouldn’t it be fun to watch me use a sex toy that’s bigger than your cock and watch me cum all over it? We could make a whole day out if it, me using all of my toys and you sitting there watching without touching yourself. I’d by lying on my bed on top of the cover, totally naked and touching myself. I’d start with my fingers as a warm up, they’re about the same size as your cock so you’d at least get to see me take in something that small. I’d move onto my vibrator, it’s about 6 inches long so it’s probably twice as big as your cock, I might cum once or twice with it. It’s not my favorite because it’s kind of thin, about as thick as your cock, so it doesn’t give me that nice full feeling. Then I’d move onto my favorite toy, my biggest dildo. It’s 8 inches and really thick, it fills me up all the way and sometimes I can’t even take all of it in. I’d cum all over really quickly because it feels so good. If I’m feeling in the mood for it I might get out a small plug and put it up my ass. Of all the toys I have my smallest plug is closest in size to your cock. And sure I could have you fuck my ass for a similar feeling, but it’s just not the same because then you’d be having fun. Once my plug is in I’d keep using my big fat dildo. All of my holes would be so full, and I’d be moaning and screaming so hard. I might have you take out your cock just so I can laugh at it. If I’m feeling really nice I might let you play with it, but I wouldn’t let you cum. Wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to get cuckolded by toys, knowing that some pieces of plastic and silicone are so much better than your cock. Haha, it’d be hilarious.
Tiff
Rebekah’s Cock Review:
God it’s so hairy, you know if you shaved your cock would look bigger, and you could really use some help there. No wonder you are single, and it’s not like finding a bigger cock would be a challenge. It just looks kind of sad flopped down on your stomach like that. Is your cock sad because it’s so lonely or because it’s so unsatisfying? It’s hard to find things to say about it since it’s just so underwhelming. I can imagine what any girl you’ve brought home and took off your pants for her to see this pathetic cock… I bet they go find really big cocks just to get this picture out of their head. Know what would be fun? If you could watch me fuck a cock that’s bigger than yours so you could see exactly what you’re missing out on.
I can imagine all three of us in a hotel room, me and the other guy on the bed and you sitting in the corner all by yourself and watching. I’d probably start by sucking him off so for once you could know what a girl looks like when she’s gagging on a big cock. After he’s nice and hard I’d want him to fuck me in a position where you can still see my face really well, so we’d probably do it doggy style. His thick cock would be pounding my pussy so nicely, and I’d feel so full I’d be moaning so loud as I get close to cumming. You’d probably have to start playing with yourself while you watch. He’d pull my hair so my back arches so I can take him all in, and he’d be fucking me so fast and hard. God I’d be squirming and trying not to cum too soon so I can enjoy his huge cock and ignore you for as long as possible. It’d be so much fun, and knowing you’re sitting in the corner by yourself would make it even hotter.
I give your cock a 1/5, the one is just because I can have fun thinking about bigger cocks.
bekah
Bella’s Cock Review:
Ugh. It’s so mediocre, and average and boring. It’s like a crappy cup of coffee, even if it’s the only option available I’d rather just wait to get good coffee than have to drink it. Even if it was free coffee, it’d just be so hard to enjoy I’d rather spend money for better coffee. If you texted me these pictures I’d just stop replying to your texts. It’s just not that long, not that thick, not that exciting. I really can’t blame women for not wanting to date you, or push you around, I would want to too. In fact, I changed my mind, if you texted me these pictures I’d text you pictures of me fucking another guy with a bigger cock.
You know what would be really fun though, if a guy with a real cock joined in on me and you. I’d be so funny sending you pictures of our threesome afterwards. You know where I tell you to go sit in the corner, while I get absolutely railed by a real man…. Fuck this sounds so hot, you staring me right in the eyes and he penetrates me deep, almost too deep, my body in full orgasm…. Maybe I could sit on the guys face while you face me, when I can catch myself from cumming in his mouth, maybe I’ll send you a wink. Or maybe laugh while I watch you little cock get hard and you are jerking it with your thumb and forefinger…. Even after, I’d be a lady call you the next time he calls me over to use me like his little whore so you could hear how much fun we were having while you’re alone with your sad little cock. You’re cock get’s a a zero rating, it’s totally below average. I’d give it lower but thinking about how much fun it would be to let you know how mediocre it is would be a lot of fun.
bella
Mila’s Cock Review:
Aaaaah sweety, some people in life get all of the luck, but for someone like you well, you we’re short shafted….. :/ No really like life gave you a super short shaft. So you noted you were single… this isn’t a big surprise… I mean have you ever showed this dick to a female, like a female who knows what a real dick appears to look like? I mean this is really bad, and I don’t for see any woman being interested in playing with this cock. It’s just really pathetic. I mean I guess if you tie her down, cover her eyes, and just shove it in, then you might get to experience sex. At any point she was to see it, touch it, etc, she would probably break into laughter and in no way slide her panties off to offer her wet pussy to you, really because it will be dry, awaiting a man’s cock to please her. Your head is gross looking, it’s really red, which I assume is because you are jacking off non-stop because you never get the feeling of a real velvet pussy… but honestly your dick looks like it has some sort rash or some nasty std…. lol, who am I kidding, unless some creepy gay man bent over for you, there is no way you got a “sexually” transmitted disease. The good news is, you always have the internet and books to hide behind, away from society… Baby, this cock is really depressing…..
mila
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