Kendra’s Cock Review:

Seriously, Douglass. I’ve known guys with sexier thumbs than this sad excuse for a dick. I mean, to a point, size really doesn’t matter, but you fall well short of that point! There ought to be a poster: “Dick Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride”. Some things are great ugly. Phones. Kittens. Bills. NOT DICKS. How do you intend to satisfy a woman with such a wee weenie. Hell, how do you even jerk off?! Do you just pinch it between thumb and forefinger and shake your hand a little? This isn’t even a mouthful. You could stuff that between my ass-cheeks and not even graze my pucker. I hope laughter turns you on, cuz that’s the only way you’re gonna get off with a girl. There are plenty of reasons that a good sized dick is good for a woman, and for a woman to be interested. I mean this cock makes my pussy as dry as needed. I find it funny you went through the time of listing a rating system from 1 all the way up to 13. You’ve looked at your dick in the mirror right? You’ve seen dicks in porn right? So at what point do you think what you have would ever achieve a “perfect 13” none the less, a “below average 4”. I find it weird and unusual that you are so obsessed with a cock like yours, tattooing it, not shaving, taking pictures and posting to the internet. Seems super sketchy. I mean this all adds up to a rating of 1, it’s worthless past the point of pissing. It may be worth your time to cut that fucker off and transition to a woman? Seems to be a popular thing to do these days. Gross.

Kendra

Kim’s Cock Review:

You remember the Slinky toy Dougie Doug? That’s what this reminds me of, all coiled up and short. At least with the Slinky it could extend, or do something entertaining. It seriously looks like your penis is so embarrassed that it’s trying to escape you. With all those tattoos, it looks like it broke out of little boy prison. You know because large cocks would go to big boy prison. Poor little thing wants to hide from shame. When I look at a dick, the first thing that comes to mind shouldn’t be ‘aw, isn’t it cute’. I’m looking really hard here at these pictures trying to find some sort of saving grace, come quality that would make this worth my time, but since your hands and mouth aren’t pictured, I’m at a loss. But for the sake of whatever woman you may ever end up with, I hope you’re very good with your hands and mouth. You are ungroomed, hairy, this cock really is unappealing in just about everyway. I don’t feel like your dick could ever satisfy me, in most anyway other than maybe a good laugh. The good news is, I LOVE to Laugh. I typically am very attracted to men who can make me laugh, but unfortunately for you I also like to laugh all night long and then at the end of the night, the man makes me cum hard. I do have an inner slut that enjoys receiving money from men for sexual activities, and I do enjoy entering contracts with submissives like you. You are a 2 on your scale. Worthless to a woman, but could be fun to lock up, and let me be in charge of what your little baby cock can do. I’d have to think about allowing you to blow other men however, i wouldn’t want that little chub to get hard after all, at least not until I allow it.

Kim

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Tiff

Rebekah’s Cock Review:

Everyone is so focused on this dick. (Though fuck if I know how; there’s so little to see.) You know what I notice? Where the hell are his balls?! Seriously, if it wasn’t for the hair and that ugly penis, I’d think this was a picture of a prison Ken doll. There’s like, no scrotum. I’ve seen a few guys with balls tucked in close, not dangling low, but this really looks like they just don’t exist. And speaking of that hair! Fuck, if it were much longer, I don’t think I’d be able to find your penis. Ever consider shaving? Maybe at least it would -look- bigger. That wouldn’t help with the feel, but at least it wouldn’t look so disappointing as soon as you dropped your drawers. Seriously, how do you submit photos of your cock to hot college women, and you look at it a go, “yea, this will do”. Like are your trying to scar us for life? Or maybe it’s the opposite, because any cock I come across will always not be the worst I’ve seen. I do wonder, do you sit in your mom’s basement and compare your cocks to other little pathetic cocks on the internet? Or maybe you search to make women on the internet dry as fuck. You know what else makes a healthy pussy dry? A yeast infection. Seriously your cock is like the dick version of a yeast infection. I think you would love to hear your cock should be cut off and thrown to the kittens, but you kinda pissed me off. I just got done rating a nice 6 inch dick that was rock hard and plump. It had my lips wet and glistening to be spread by a nice throbbing member, and then I open this fucker up and now it’s become dry and not interested in dick. So because I want you to suffer, you are definitely a 2, lock that thing up and put my name, I mean probably only enough room for Bekah in small font. I don’t know about performing BJs on men, I’m not sure you would even be good at that, you seem pretty fucking pathetic.

becky

Bella’s Cock Review:

Wow. Alright. My suggestion? Get rid of this fucking thing. Seriously, it’s not even appealing one bit. Why the tattoos? I mean are you trying to make it look like your cock has contracted all the STDs? I know it’s a funny statement because what is this dick getting into. While some may think you aren’t getting any, this cock looks like it’s gotten all kinds of action from the homeless in a dark alley. Am I right? It looks like an alley rat! Get -really- good with your hands and have a talented tongue. You’re gonna need some way to give a woman pleasure, and you’re NOT going to be able to do that with that cock. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing you can do to make that teeny pecker worth the effort. Sure, it’d be easy to suck on, so that covers getting you off, but you need to be ready to return the favor to a lady. Nobody is going to be impressed when you whip that out. Not to mention she sees your horrendous bush of pubic hair… I want actual -dick-; I need something that’s going to fill me up and make me squirm. With you, that’d have to be a vibrator or a threesome. I think that means we’ll lock your little cock up and stick you in a corner. Imagine watching my amazing body getting pounded by a throbbing thick cock, me gushing orgasm after orgasm all over your bed, while you sit in the corner, your little cock locked up, trying to get hard, getting horny, wishing you could touch it, wishing you could touch me. Mmmm then he cums deep inside of me, he pulls out slowly, drawing his seed to my lips, as he oozes out of my pussy, I allow you to come over, I direct your to clean his hard knob of pussy juice and cum, and then make you lie on the floor. “Open your mouth bitch” I command… You open as I squat over you and allow his cum to drain from my body and fill your mouth and face with his discarded salty semen. It’s a 2 for me, I want you to suffer.

bella

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