Ohhhh look at that cutie Benjamin! That lovely iddy biddy peen. Like a little baby cock. I love it. I love your mini balls too. I’m not sure why you would consider cutting this cut little bundle of joy off, if any woman reveals this cock, they aren’t going to be interested in playing with it, but they will defintely enjoy it for what it is. A little shcmooopy poo ding-aling…. I’d love for you to be my little dick bitch. While I would love to play with you and your sweet little cock, I don’t think that it could satisfy me completely. I think I’d need more. I like a long thick cock, and while yours is amazing, it just wouldn’t keep me happy. I think you would be an amazing bottom. In fact I want you to be my bottom. I want so bad to fuck your little slut hole with a big fat strap on while diddling that micro-cock. I want to play with your little baby cock! It’s actually turning me on a little thinking about it. I love your little cock. You seem like someone I could really dominate hehehe! Out of 10? Erotisism is a 4, laughability is a 9. Overall I, personally, love this cock. While it wouldn’t be enough to satisfy me alone, I would do just about anything to play with it. It would be hilarious to see how many times I could get this little cock off in an evening. Do you even cum?
Kendra
Kim’s Cock Review:
Oh wow Ben. That’s… that’s something. Ummm… To be honest when I see this cock, especially with the lack of a cock is, all I can think is that you are someone’s bitch. I mean you mention you are 20 and a virgin. I’m not completely sure if that means you’ve never attempted to have sex? Have you? Did the woman run away laughing? Have you ever tried to penetrate a pussy? Do you even like women, or do you just like to be a submissive to women. Women like a big meaty cock that can fill us full. I bet you like being called a woman, you like being dominated and you like being fucked like a lady. I can picture you being fucked good and proper by a nice big, cleanly shaven cock. To be completely honest, your cock isn’t exactly my cup of tea. Length doesn’t bother me too much, but I do need some girth to satisfy me, and, well, it’s not your fault, but you are lacking in girth or well lacking a cock. Still, that doesn’t mean you can’t have a lot of fun with that little thing, and I’m sure you do. I don’t find this cock particularly erotic, but I don’t really feel like laughing at it either. And I’m not sure how gay I think you are, but I feel pretty confident that you love some cock. Just like me! Honestly I’d love to watch you get pegged, and see how hard your little baby cock gets….
Kim
Tiffany’s Cock Review:
Tiff
Aww, what a cute little dick Benny! Cute, not in a good way! Who wants a cute dick? Not any woman that I know! Cute dicks are for loser boys. Loser boys who will never, ever know how to please a woman because that’s exactly what you are…a boy with a little loser dick! Definitely not a dick worthy of ever seeing the presence of a beautiful woman who wants a real man with a real dick! How could that tiny little peanut ever please a pussy? It can’t even be big enough to make its way into a pussy! If you were in front of me, I’d be laughing hysterically at the pathetic little present you have hiding in your pants! I can barely even find it because it’s so small and hidden amongst all that fat! What’s up with that? And let me tell you, not having a good length or girth only works against you, my dear. Don’t you know that small, ugly dicks scare most women away? We don’t know what to do with ugly, small dicks at all. You know what your dick looks like? One of those pigs in a blanket hors d’oeuvres at the parties I go to. That’s how skinny and pathetic it is. Just big enough to fit into a tiny little bun wrapped around it and with one bite, it’s gone. I don’t know who would even want to put that in their mouth, though! It would be like sucking on a little hairy thumb! Gross! I hope that you take my advice and never, ever show your dick to any woman. Yes, it deserves to be neutered and put away! I guess since your dick can’t really do anything for me, I’ll go recruit my much sexier next door neighbor to come bang me in the way that I want. Bang me with a big, thick, long cock like I deserve. Then you can watch and see how a real man fucks a woman! You’d be better off joining a convent and hiding out as a monk so no woman will ever have to be embarrassed for you when you open your pants to show them the little thing that you have buried in there. She’d have to take out a magnifying glass just to figure out where it is! Then if she did find it, how would she have sex with you? There is no way that skinny thing is making a pussy feel good, so I guess you’d have to settle for a suck off with some ball playing, but I doubt I’d want to get my mouth anywhere near those hairy balls! All I can say is you better have some other really good skills if you ever want to please a woman in the way she deserves. With that skinny little shrimp dick, she will be needing a lot more attention than from your tiny dick. Do the world a favor and keep your pants on Benajmin!
becky
Oh sweetie, if you think you can get anywhere in life with a shorter, ugly dick like that, then think again! That has got to be on of the shortest dick I have ever seen in my life and I never want to see that pathetic thing you call a dick again! It’s more like an ugly enlarged clit sitting between your legs with a huge, ugly sac of shit behind it. Talk about not wanting a short dick man….well, yeah, honey, put that thing away! No one wants to see that small of a dick, unless it’s to have a great laugh! There is no way in hell I’d go anywhere near that! I mean, how in the world can we even find it in that sunken mess that you have down there, dude?! You have way too much chub going on down in those pants! Puuuhleeease! You’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that tiny little stump is attractive! Getting a mouth full of uncut dick is not my idea of a fun night and that’s all I’d get! Yuck! An uncut dick is the worst! (I mean it looks uncut.. maybe not?) So ugly and gross! Your mom must have totally hated you to leave you as an uncut baby! Who does that these days anyway? Are you trying to remain celibate the rest of your life? It looks like a tiny turtle head trying to poke its way out of its hole. You should lock that dick up in a cage where it belongs and leave it there for the rest of your life! I don’t even know how you have sex with yourself, needless to say, another woman! Oh that’s right, you haven’t. Please keep that baby cock locked up. I mean, how on earth could she even feel that enter her? Oh wait, she couldn’t because she’d be searching all night long trying to find that teensy, scrawny thing you call a dick! She’d never be able to find that baby penis in that chubby void! Perhaps she could offer you her belly button as a hole tiny enough to fit your teensy tiny dick inside! OMG, I can’t even imagine going on a date with you, then taking you home, only to be surprised with having to try to find your dick hiding somewhere. I wouldn’t even know what to do with that or how to have sex with that mini wee wee. What do you want me to do? Take it between my two fingers and jerk it between my finger tips until a tiny blob of useless cum shoots out? How does that pleasure me at all? Yeah, it doesn’t!I I’d probably get more pleasure out of laughing my ass off when you took your pants off! Sorry, Ben
bella
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