Kendra’s Cock Review:

HAHA I love that you’re standing up in womens panties because it makes your cock look even smaller and more pathetic with that floral arrangement! And with that cock, that’s hard to do. I doubt you’ve ever gotten the chance to find this out, but you’re way too small for a condom right? LOL you probably have to cut the thumb off of a latex glove and wrap your cock in that. I love that you measured it too, because now I can check and see how your cock compares to my finger. Looks like my pointer finger is about the same size, and I wear extra small gloves. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a size queen or anything like that. But I’ve fingered myself before and having my finger inside of me is so unsatisfying I can barely tell it’s there. Which is what I’m guessing your cock would feel like, or rather, how I wouldn’t even feel it. God I love how you hold it too because your fingers are so much longer than your cock it’s hilarious. How do you even jerk off when your cock is smaller than your fingers? God, I can’t, it’s too funny. Seriously, I can’t believe you’re married, I mean how did you manage that one? Is she actually gay, or do you just have an agreement she can fuck anyone larger than you????…. Hunny, if we were hanging out at a club, because you are actually a little hot. You’d probably get me home, we’d make out and I’d keep trying to feel what is getting hard. “Why isn’t he getting hard” I’d ask myself. “Where’s his dick?” I’d grind my grade A pussy all over your crotch, feeling no bulge… “WTF?” I’d ask myself. I’d undo your pants, rip off your boxers, only to find  this thing. This…. itty….bitty ding-a-ling??? You’re fucking kidding me right? Baby, I’ve never laughed and ran out of a dude’s house, but hunny I guarantee you’d be the first! 

Kendra

Kim’s Cock Review:

Well hopefully you are a patient guy, because there are more important things in my life than your puny little cock. I mean I really do not know what you expect me to say about your cock dude. You live with it every day everything I say you should already know about. So let me start with something peculiar about your cock that just rubs me the wrong way. First thing is I know it is normal for men to have a uncut cock, not all men have this but some do. See hun the problem is, your dick doesn’t extend past your fucking foreskin, offering no shaft…. I mean how many guys does your wife fuck to keep herself satisfied? Your dick doesn’t look natural at all. It honestly looks like it was broken or something its like all shrively on the side I do not know how to really explain it. It looks weird and makes me cringe at the thought of your cock coming near my body.  I do not get how your significant other handles it to each their own I guess. Ha. I want to talk about your ball sack for a second. What is going on with that? It looks like a miniature  ball sack, it is sooooooo extremely small. Do you posses balls, or are they destroyed from scissor fucking your bride? Oh jumping back your penis I want to talk about the appearance of it ha. I was just double checking your picture to make sure I did not forget anything and now I can not stop laughing you know what your cock reminds me of babe? A THUMB…. your penis looks so much like you weirdly long thumb curvy and bumpy looking hahaha. I can not get that out of my head. I would not be able to have sex with you, all I would ever be able to think about is your thumb haha. I am not really sure how you are still dating because I would not be able to do it. Especially with a straight face oh my gosh I would be laughing so hard every time you tried to come near me. I would not be able to stop my self from mentioning the comparisons of your thumb and your cock. I feel like your dick is as long as your thumb ha is shaped like your thumb and it even looks like your thumb all of it is the same color as well. I am honestly extremely shocked that you have a significant other if I was you I just would not want to show my cock off if it looked like yours. Ha I would be embarrassed of it honestly. So ugh I am so ready to finish your rating because there really is not much more I can say about your boring thumby cock. Bye.

Kim

Tiffany’s Cock Review:

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