Kendra’s Cock Review:

What on earth is that tiny little blob sitting between your legs Ryan? Wait, you call that a dick? I thought it was a tiny raisin! Let me get some tweezers and a magnifying glass out so I  can actually see what you have hiding there! Where is it? Where is it? Oh, there it is! Awwww, how sweet and cute that is! Hahaha! Sweet and cute dicks are for losers who don’t know anything about pleasing a woman because they run away and hide from women, knowing their tiny little dick will just get laughed at! How could you expect a woman to even try to pleasure you with that small thing? She’d have to rub her two little fingers together and maybe she’d be able to stroke it up and down, just barely! What a sucky, stupid little dick boy you are! You’re not even worthy of having a woman go anywhere near your dick. It definitely doesn’t deserve a second thought! How could you ever expect to use your dick in any way to come anywhere close to having sex with a woman? You are destined to be alone with your two sorry little fingers playing with that tiny dick forever! If you ever do get a woman, she’ll always have to resort to a big dildo to get her off because you’ll never be able to with that tiny little thing! You’ll never be labeled a real man with that kind of loser dick!

Kendra

Kim’s Cock Review:

Well hello there, smallest wee wee in the world! I  think we need to get you entered into a small penis contest pronto! You’d most definitely win with that teensy little one! Cutest little loser dick right here! You’d get first place in the baby cucumber category! Hahaha! As far as ever getting a chance to have sex, well, sorry for you, loser, no woman will ever be happy with that puny little dick! How could she even begin to feel that stretching out her tight little pussy? “Are you in yet? Oh, let me get my glasses on to see if I  can find it!” Aww, does that make you cry knowing every woman will be laughing at your clit dick? I hope so because that’s all you’re worth! A crying sack of shit in the corner of the room! Crying over your poor, pathetic love life because your dick isn’t a real man’s! You really should move to China where some woman might accept your tiny little baby dick! What an idea Ry! If I was your girlfriend, I’d be taking a picture of your puny shrimp dick and showing all my friends so we could have the best laugh of our lives! Maybe it would be fun to make you drop your pants in front of all my hot girl friends and have them laugh at your puny little clit! On weekends when all the real men are out getting laid, I bet you sit at home all alone with your tiny dick in your fingers, watching BBC porn, just wishing that you had that kind of dick!

Kim

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Tiff

Rebekah’s Cock Review:

Wow, I  bet I  know why you’re a single piece of shit! Maybe it’s because you don’t have a real dick between your thighs! You’ll never be able to get a woman with a tiny baby carrot in your pants! Wait, a tiny baby carrot might actually be bigger than your baby dick! Thank god I  have a good vibrator to get me off because there is no way that mini thing is ever going to give me any pleasure! Apparently your mom really liked Asian guys when she conceived you! Hahaha! I bet every time she changed your diaper when you were a baby, she couldn’t help but laugh at your tiny little clit! Maybe she even got you checked out by a doctor to make sure you were really a boy! Ryan, if we ever dated, I’d be telling you to bring your best friend along with you. You know, that real man with a big cock! The one I’d be dreaming about when you and I were attempting to fuck. Attempting being the key word because there is no way that would even work with a tiny dicklet like that! I bet a regular condom doesn’t even fit you! You probably have to shop at the midget store where they sell ones for midget dicks! I might just call your tiny weenie my little pet instead of a real dick because all I  can do with a tiny dick like that is pat it on the head each morning and say hello. You don’t even get a star rating for that piece of nothingness in your pants!

becky

Bella’s Cock Review:

Oh RyRy, if you think you can ever please a woman with that tiny little nub, you must be kidding yourself! With that small of a dick, a woman would have to offer you her belly button instead of her pussy because it’s so small! I I mean, how on earth would that even be able to get close enough to fully enter an a woman’s pussy? You’d be trying to enter her and she’d be like “Where is it? I don’t feel anything!” Giving that tiny thing a blow job would be like trying to suck on someone’s big toe! Do yourself and every woman out there a favor and keep that tucked away in your pants and far away from any pussy! You bring that pathetic little dick out and you’ll never hear the end of what a loser your dick makes you! You poor, pathetic loser boy with a loser cock. I’m laughing at the way the head looks like a tiny hill, just dying to be touched and loved by a sexy woman, which you know is never going to happen! With a shaft that short, there is no hope for you to ever please a woman! That has definitely got to be the smallest and most pathetic dick I’ve ever seen! I think I’d better get my magnifying glass out to find what you’re hiding in your pants! How do you even jerk off, all alone, with your tiny little dick? All you need are two little fingers to rub that pathetic loser dick! Go hide in your closet all alone, where you belong, loser!

bella

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