Tiffany’s Cock Review:
Hey babe, I love how pathetic your upper body and torso are. I love your teensy, eensy cock. It’s so adorable, like a thin mini lollipop, if it have like 2 inches of foreskin??? I wonder how many licks to get to the ew-ie gooey center? 2? I say two, and that’s without taking one big bite. My pussy could swallow up your cock and your balls and have room for a whole other big fat cock. My tight little pussy that has to be stretched out gently and slowly. You’re cock would just get swallowed up. Tell you what, before I use your cock as an ass plug, I’d like to smack that ass, bend you over, and rub my wet clit all over your ass cheeks until I cum!!! Cause that tiny little cock isn’t going to be able to fulfill my big ole desire all on its own!! I’ll have to hold your naughty little cock down and slather it all around on my clit, because there is no way its reaching my g-spot!! So tiny! So short!!! And not nearly thick enough. I’d have to pretend your cock was a spoon and stir it alllll around in my hunny spot just to be able to get enough sensation on my lips!!! Your skinny dick will have to work to make me cum!!!! I bet I could fit three of your fingers up my cunt with your thin cock in order to feel full and fulfilled!! Skinny and short, all you have left is your head and that is the ohhhh so sweet cherry lollipop! I could rub that mini piece of candy top all over my nipples after soaking it with the tip of my tongue and make them so hard I nearly cum on my own. Dick near my cunt or away, it has the same ability to make me cum!! It’s so adorable! I think I shall call it little dick and have it live in a tiny little house!! Thanks for making me cunt cum all over your ass after making my nipples hard with that sweet lil dick!! It was sooo gross Enrico.
Tiff
I will say one positive thing about this cock….. it’s extremely intelligent and unique (okay that’s two). Your cock (and I use that term loosely) has enough sense to hide it’s head in shame LOL.. seriously what a waste of a ball sack. Your poor balls are like ugly boys on prom night “all dressed up and nowhere to go” You know whatelse hides like that underneath folded skin? Clitoris and your cock is definitely acting like a pussy right now. . You can’t be hard… the extra skin around your cock is suggesting that you aren’t but I can’t imagine that you’ll get much more length than what you have anyway… you’ll probably come out to a whopping 2.5 inches..(cue the game show music and the disappointed faces of women everywhere) There must be a man around you somewhere with a huge circumcised cock because your poor little feminine clitty… I mean your cock is cowering in fear. The issue of condoms must be pretty tough for you because even the smaller ones have to fit like a pair of baggy XXXXL jogging pants. LOL you even shaved, how cute… pointless, but cute. There is absolutely nothing that I can do with this cock. It’s pathetic and useless. Even Missionary with you is hopeless you can’t even reach my g-spot and I doubt that you could even make it to my asshole and I’m tiny! There is also absolutely no way that I’m putting my mouth on it either, if I want to suck on a clit, I’ll get a sexy woman. Maybe you could sit in the corner and watch as I actually get fucked by a man with a real cock, and you can see how he stretches my tight wet cunt and fills me completely. Watch me as moan with pleasure when his hard throbbing member plunges in and out of me, see my faces of ecstasy as I cum on his long girthy cock over and over again. When I’m full of his load and exhausted, you could bring me a glass of water and then clean my gaping vagina full of a real man’s semen. Hmm, I guess you do have some use. Congratulations! I’ll give your cock 0.5 out of 5 and you only got that for its comedic value.
becky
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