Tiffany’s Cock Review:
Hey there baby! Looking at your pictures, I can see you have a pretty tiny cock. It really is not all that thick. Even though I am pretty tight, I am sure you would not be able to fill me like I want. You really aren’t all that long either. I like feeling a cock deep inside of me. As for the head of your dick, it does not have a bad shape to it. It has a really nice roundness to it. I would want the ridge between the head and the shaft your cock to be slightly more pronounced. If a cock has a pronounced ridge, it hits my g-spot just right. It would make me squirt in no time!! Too bad… Have you even gotten anyone off with your tiny cock? I wonder what other ways you would attempt to please. I do appreciate that you are clean shaven. You might make a good toy to play with. I do have some kinky things in mind for you. I wonder how kinky you real are. What would you do if I asked you to? I think it would be tons of fun to use you like a little toy don’t you think? Maybe you like to watch? I could always bring a bull in the bedroom so he can show you what it is really like to fuck a woman. You would never be able to with a little cock like that. I really do not have all that much faith that you could get me off. Remember, I like to feel it deep. Like I said earlier though, maybe you make up for it in other ways. I wonder how good you are at eating pussy. You would have to make up for that tiny cock in some way, right? I would let you try. I want to know how kinky you are though. Part of me wants you to eat my pussy after another guy cums inside of me. That way you can taste what you will never have. I wonder if that makes your tiny, little cock hard. I think it is time to bring this review to a close. I think it is safe to say that I think you are pretty small. I really wish the ridge between the head and the shaft of your cock was more pronounced. Yours is rather smooth. The shape of the head of your cock is ok. So, I guess it hasn’t been all bad. The rating I would give your cock is a 1.5 of 5. Your little cock is not the smallest I have seen, believe it or not. You do have some decent aspects as well. It is not all bad. Please do not take any offense anything I have said. Remember, I am just one opinion. I really hope you enjoy reading the review as much as I enjoyed wring it. I am dominant, in case you couldn’t tell. Anyways, enjoy love!
Tiff
OMFG What a puny little dick! What the hell is that? I don’t think you can even call it a dick. At least not a real man’s dick! Your dick looks so small that I would almost mistaken it for a thumb in your pants! You are totally kidding yourself if you ever think you can please a woman with a pathetic loser dick like that! It’s so small that she’d have to be guessing if it was even inside her pussy because I bet it doesn’t even get much bigger than the picture when it’s hard! How pathetic is that, you beta loser boy? Boy is what you deserved to be called because it looks like a little boy’s dick and only losers have that kind of dick in their pants! Can you even jerk yourself off with that small of a dick? You probably only need two tiny fingertips to use on that dick to jerk yourself off because it’s so tiny! Hahahaha! What a fucking loser! No wonder you are still single after all these years. I’m sure if you’ve even had the chance to be with a woman, she was so turned off by your dick that she took one look at it and said “hell no” when she realized what a loser dick you had! Then she could go share a great story with all of her friends about the world’s smallest dick that she got the chance of seeing. The story would be so awesome because she’d get to totally humiliate you in front of her friends and tell them how you thought you’d be getting fucked so good, but in reality you only got laughed at because your dick is so stupid! Just look at the ball sac! It’s basically bigger than your actual dick, so what the fuck do you think is going to happen when a woman sees that? Yeah, she’s going to laugh her ass off and kick your nut sack just like it deserves for being so pathetic! And that head of yours-Jesus, can it get any uglier? Especially followed by all that wrinkly skin behind it as if it’s trying to suck that disgusting head back into its shaft! It’s almost like a tiny worm shriveled up waiting for the love that it’s never going to get because it’s way too short and skinny for the likes of any woman to pay attention to! The best option you have for yourself getting any attention from a woman now is advertising on Bumble that you have a small, pathetic dick and maybe you’ll get some attention from some bad ass bitches who like to make fun of you and allow them to exploit your sorry dick for some money. That way they can humiliate you in public by showing off your puny dick to their friends and having you jerk off in front of all of them as they laugh and tease you. You would like that, wouldn’t you? Heck yeah because you know that’s all you deserve little beta!
bella
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