Kendra’s Cock Review:

I love dick. And just about any dick can provide hours of fun for me. Yeah, I prefer big, thick dick, but to be honest, if you use it right, even the smaller dicks can be a pleasure. You know how you use this dick right? As a butt-plug. I’ve got shoes with heels more impressive than this little wand. There’s this big debate between ‘showers’ and ‘growers’, and I gotta tell you, honey, you need to be one or the other. That poor penis looks like it’s trying to hide behind the fat pad, being all camera-shy, afraid that other people are going to see it peeking out like a super-tiny groundhog. No, honey, six more weeks of disappointment. That package in the fourth picture looks like someone stick a pig-in-blanket style mini-sausage on top of a tennis ball for some weird existential photo-shoot. Speaking of ‘ball’, you’re supposed to have two. I can’t tell because apparently you are too embarrassed to even think of showing them. Ugh, and honey, that hair! Either shave/wax it completely, or let it become a thicket, because the first inch of your dick looks like it would feel similar to sand-paper. Assuming a girl wants that thing stuffed in any part of her, I’m entirely certain that she DOESN’T want sandpaper there. Your shaft looks somewhat hard in that picture, but it’s still not seeming very impressive. I mean, that rod is barely thicker than your thumb! If it wasn’t a miniature penis, the proportions might be very nice, but as is, this poor package should be embarrassed. ‘Cute’ is usually a compliment, but not when aimed at the penis, and someone would have to take careful aim just to make sure they hit. I give this dick a try as a butt plug.

Kendra

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