Kim’s Cock Review:

Are you fucking kidding me? That’s it? Teeny Peeweelette is very accuracte! That little dick is all you have? Wow. Depressing. I wouldn’t let your dick close to even my asshole. I wouldn’t even consider it a penis because it’s so small; maybe like a …waste of space! Some people say small is just “fun-sized,” but in your case, it’s pathetic-sized. You better learn to accept how worthless your dick is and that women are always going to mistreat you for it. Well, not mistreat you; you totally deserve the treatment you get for your pre-pubescent penis. Haha! Look! Even your dickhead is tiny! I like full, defined dickheads and yours is just a pinprick-size. You know what it would taste like? SMALL. Why even have a cock head when it’s the same as the rest of your shaft. I don’t even care if you taste good, the underlying “small” is a real turn off, and a major bummer. I don’t even see much of a ballsack on you…It must be small too, hm? Have you been called baby penis yet? That’s what I’d call you while you went down on me; like I said, your little cock is getting nowhere near my dry pussy; your cock can’t even turn me on! I know I could turn you on easily with my body, though it would be difficult to tell when your baby penis is soft or erect; there’s not much difference, is there? I bet you can’t even see your erection when it just looks small and flaccid all of time. I’d let you watch me get fucked by someone with a huge cock stretching my pussy. With your dick? I wouldn’t even feel it inside of me. I’m sure that’s a common issue for you. Maybe I should put you on a leash and take you for a walk around the block so everyone can see how small of a dick you have. We could go anywhere you want…Hopefully you like being laughed at. Good fucking luck trying to find someone to take that little guy off your hands and into their mouth. Please do the world a favor and lock this baby cock forever!

Kim

Mila’s Cock Review:

The fact that you think your little cock is even worth me looking at, it is so pathetic, it’s almost funny. But whatever. I’m a girl who loves length and your cock is, to say it nicely, worthless to me. I love my dicks at least 8.5 inches or bigger and yours doesn’t even come close. I better get out a magnifying glass just to see your teeny tiny cock!! Seriously, what’s the point of having a dick if it’s just going to be so small? Good luck finding a woman who can look at your dick and keep a straight face. It’s hard not to laugh at a dick as small as yours…Can they get smaller than yours?? I’d love to see your little cock in person, not just to laugh at, but to squish beneath the heel of my boot. It’s so tiny, I might accidentally step on it, but I’m DEFINITELY going to purposely step on it; it’s what you deserve for having a tiny cock. I’d step on your cock, crushing it beneath my heel as you beg, even though you know that’s the only way a woman can get pleasure from your minuscule penis. You don’t even deserve to fuck me with that poor excuse for a dick. I’ll tell you what, you can watch me get fucked while you stroke yourself with your thumb and index finger, since that’s all you’ll need. How does it feel to watch a man with an average sized penis fuck? Don’t you wish you could be a real man too? I know I do. I almost feel bad for you for having such a small penis, but your dick isn’t even worth my time to care about it.  You should probably get a sleeve to make your cock bigger so someone will at least begrudgingly accept to get fucked by you, though I’d call it more like being humped than fucked. The only upside to your dick is that you make other men look and feel bigger. Congratulations. Just remember, you had to pay to get someone to comment on your tiny cock because no one else would do it!

mila

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