Kendra’s Cock Review:
So babe, when a woman pulls down you pants and finds this, how fast does she run and laugh? I’ve seen short dicks, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen shaftless cock? Are you fucking kidding me? I mean really,… tell me this is a photo shop job, I’m having a hard time believing god is that cruel….. Hehe, I really don’t know where to begin, because well… the beginning is the end, you basically have a dick head! No dick! I’m not even sure how you jack off, do you just like palm rub the hell out of it? Obviously there is no way this nub will ever interest any woman. While some shorter dicks could at least stimulate my clitoris, this cock will only stimulate your ass out the door. Wow hunny this dick is one of the most pathetic, terrible ideas of a male member I’ve ever seen. I suppose the good news is, you will never have erection problems, or a woman who cares if you get an erection…. “So are you like hard, or just, well that’s…. it”. In all of this, I do have to admit, I do see some relief in receiving this cock for my eyes to rate,… reading that your are single truly does mean the world is right and just! Keep that away from anything sexual and we should all be better for it!
Kendra
Tiffany’s Cock Review:
What the fuck am I even looking at? You call that a cock? It looks like you had an ingrown hair on your balls that you picked on until it popped and got infected. That thing looks like you cut off your own nose and just taped it over that gaping hole where your cock should be. I mean seriously. Is that thing even hard? Your cock head is big so what the fuck is happening to the rest of it? Where the fuck is your cock? You just have a sack of balls with a dwarf dick hanging on to it. That cock couldn’t even make it past my labia. If I wrapped my hand around it, I’d still have 3 fingers free. I’ve seen wild mushrooms growing in the forest bigger than this dick. And why are you sitting like that, like you’ve got something else to hide under that pale saggy flesh. Who knows what you did to deserve such a tiny fat dick…. But you obviously pissed someone off. Maybe it’s one of those Pinocchio cocks that will grow if you tell a lie. So go ahead and say that you’re gonna fuck me good with that thing, cause that’s probably the biggest lie I will ever hear. You want me to fuck this cock? Me? I have a pussy that is famous for its soft, tight and silky wet texture… This cock can only dream on.. Because like I said, I don’t even think this cock would be able to penetrate me… in my pussy or in my ass. You think you could.. You think you could get that tiny dick in my tight firm ass? Well… your cock is just as big as my butt plug actually.. You want me to take your pathetic little cock in me? This cock can go in my ass cause that’s what it deserves. And you better 
believe I’m gonna sit on it and ride it because obviously there is no way that this cock knows what the fuck hes doing…. I’ll get on top of that sad small cock…. My ass all lubed up from you poking your fingers in me, caressing my hole and penetrating me … those fingers probably are gonna feel so much better than this stupid cock of yours.. I can feel your fingers deep inside of me… im rubbing my clit, fucking your fingers with my ass… knowing that this is probably gonna be the only pleasure I’m gonna get since I definitely am gonna be disappointed with your stupid dick… Your tiny cock is as rock hard as its gonna get… your cock head mushrooming out of your huge balls (or just huge because your cock is microscopic) and you decide you wanna get that good for nothing butt plug of a cock in me… I let you… So that I can ride that tiny cock like I would a fucking doorknob if I had nothing else around me to fuck…. I sit my tight wet ass down on your childish dick and you pull my hips down onto you and I start rocking back and forth and back and forth… pulsating on that tiny dick like it was a training toy for anal sex…. Spasming on it, trying to get it to go deeper and deeper, but you’ve run out of cock. My tight ass riding your tiny dick feels amazing to you… you keep rubbing my clit cause you tell this sex is just making me sad… I look you in the face and keep saying, “is that all you got” “aren’t you gonna fuck me with that little thing” and you start thrusting into me… tryna get more cock in me…. You give up and start fingering me as I ride your cock still… I’m so fucking bored I just want to watch TV or porn and hump my own hand. You feel my ass so wet by now… I’m dripping down your balls and into your ass crack…. You believe the illusion that your cock made me wet… I’m fucking laughing in your face about this stupid cock of yours, you keep thrusting into me… faster and faster and faster until you finally cum in my tight ass while still finger fucking me…. I don’t feel a god damn fucking thing.. but disappointed in this stupid cock. You want me to cum still so I tell you what… I’m gonna tie you up to a chair and hump my clit on your thigh pretending you’re my college roommate until I cum… I think I deserve that after this pathetic event you call fucking your tiny cock.
Tiff
Bella’s Cock Review:
What can I say about this? Joel, I mean, I can only assume that this is as big as you get, so I guess ‘aww, look at the shy little turtle’ is a pretty dead-on statement. I mean, I just HAD to stare at it in shame, and try to imagine fucking something that size. Seriously, honey, could you even get past the labia? Hell, with a baby-dick like this, have you ever even -seen- labia? Are you sure this isn’t a clitoris? I mean, it just looks so embarrassed! Stating your single is the most obvious thing we’ve ever heard. Like it’s trying to crawl back inside all that crinkly skin and hide from the camera! Now, I normally love a good man-scaping, and I do have to say you keep yourself silky smooth, but I can’t help but wonder if you do that so you won’t lose your penis! Hell, in that ‘view from above’ terribly sad comparison picture, I can’t even see your balls! I mean, I know that they’re there, but when something is so small as to be hidden by THAT pathetic little miniature wang-doodle, well that is just a sad state of affairs for a sad sack. If I were to try to do anything with this piece of macaroni, I’d need a tweezer. Is it like macaroni? Does it start out small and plump when it gets wet and hot? I mean, you’d have to put some serious effort and an impressive array of sex toys into getting a woman wet and hot, but one can hope. I mean, it’s just dinky. And it seems sad about it too. A sad and lonely little bud. I mean, it sorta reminds me of an outie belly-button. I once knew a girl who had nipples that would stand out stiffer than this little runt of the penis litter. Are you absolutely sure this is the best you can do? I probably wear heels bigger than your dick. I’ve heard that there are penis enlargement supplements that can add a little length and thickness to any package, but for the amount this wee willy would need, you’d pretty much have to buy the pharma company. You need to get yourself a pair of boxers that says ‘Choking Hazard’ because people can choke on tiny objects. Of course, not too many would bother trying to put this itty bitty snippit in their mouth; they’d get more pleasure from using that lighter for a cigarette. Sucking one of those down can take a few minutes, a cigarette is certainly longer, and I’d bet they’d be more satisfying than anything someone might get out of this. The only thing that size I’d put in my mouth is a Tootsie Roll. Only way you could pleasure a woman with this is by putting your pants back on and apologizing to the lady.
bella
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