So baby what in the actual fuck is going on here? I mean everything about this situation is fucking…. pathetic. Seriously, what is going on? You didn’t mention if you were in a relationship or not, but I’m going to put good money on the very probably chance that you are about as single as it gets! I mean, you aren’t cute and you seem fat. Ew and kind ew? I mean I’ve been with bigger guys, and I mean like guys with a belly, and they have been some of the best sex, and the cuddling afterwards is nearly just as orgasmic. However, nothing about you is orgasmic. If I was in some drunk or weird drugged up state and I went down on you, unzipping you pants revealing your dick…. I would laugh….. and laugh….. and laugh….. I snort and laugh some more…. It’s so small, so short, and then your pathetic fat pad dwarfs it even more! I mean come on now. This dick seriously couldn’t push past my pussy lips… God I feel like gagging….

So I find it weird and kind of funny that you chose to get an in-depth rate, where I describe a great sex position for your dick. Honestly though, the only place I really want you, is in the corner, watching me get fucked. Seriously, sit in the corner, you can have your pants off, and you can do whatever it is you do with that little cock. I’ll call my fuck buddy Jermaine. He’s a 6′ 5″ black man with a cock of a god. I’ll get all dressed up, he’ll arrive, and you’ll watch me sllllllide a magnum xl condom up his huge fucking cock. Jealous Mike? You’ll be so jealous as I spread my pink tight pussy open for his big black dick…. I’ll push against him to slow down, it’s so much dick it’s hard to take in at first. Before long I’m moaning uncontrollably, as he impaling my pussy with his huge dick. Jermaine only lasts a few minutes in my white body, before spewing his cum, filling the magnum full of his seed…. he pulls out, and I carefully pull off his magnum keeping his contents inside, I give you the come hither finger…. you walk your fat ass over, and I ask, do you want to lick this pussy now???…. You shake your pathetic face yes…. I tell you “open wide Mikey”, you open your mouth and a tip Jermain’s warm semen into your mouth…. you gag a little, but swallow. I spread my legs, you go down on my raw pussy that taste like plastic condoms, pussy juice, and the sweaty taint of a black man… My filthy pussy, tasting anything but good, makes you wet your self…… Fucking pathetic cock baby.