Tiffany’s Cock Review:

Lord have mercy! Your poor wife must be so upset that she has to deal with that ugly dick every day of her life! I  feel so sorry for her and hope she has some other hot dicked friends she can get to fuck her since I’m sure she takes one look at that awful dick and wants to run away! Number one, uncircumcised? Come on dude, who does that these days? Wasn’t your mom kind enough to do the cut when you were a baby? Apparently she was as stupid as you are since it appears that she didn’t care about your sex life when you were older! It’s her faulth that you’re the pathetic loser that you are today! Maybe you should go cry in therapy about it! And 5 inches, what a pathetic number that is! Way too short for any woman to properly appreciate! You need at least 7 to feel good, and wow, buddy, I’m sorry, you’re 2 inches too short! Hahaha! How sad and pathetic! Go sit in the corner and cry yourself to sleep at night knowing your wife is dreaming of a much better man than you that can actually  please her pussy, you fucking beta loser! Look at how ugly that head is peeking out from beneath that extra growth of skin at the end. How disgusting and unattractive is that?!! And the thickness is not nearly good enough for any woman to enjoy! You need a much thicker and longer cock to make your woman want to come back for more! And don’t get me started on those balls! They look like tiny little nuts waiting to be cracked. Heck, maybe that’s what they deserve–to be cracked by a hot woman with her knee right into your groin! Since they are so ugly, they should be tortured and put through as much pain as possible to let them know what a loser set of balls they are! You’re just a sad, pathetic loser that probably rarely gets sex because your wife can’t stand the sight of you and your worthless, shitty ass dick! Worthless is an understatement! It should be a dick that never sees the light of day….or maybe only sees daylight to take a piss. It should never see the likes of any woman because it is worthless and undeserving of any type of love from anyone! You are certainly dreaming if you think your wife is happy with the dick she agreed to get married to! I’m sure she’s always watching porn and playing with her pussy getting off to huge cocks because she never gets to see that in her own bedroom with you and your loser dick! She probably even has a huge cock on the side that you don’t even know about because she’s so sick of having to put up with your ugly, small dick! I  bet that big cock fucks her so good like you’ve never fucked her before! Perhaps your punishment for being a loser should be to watch her get fucked by another big cock!

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