Kendra’s Cock Review:

Wow, can a dick be any uglier than what you have in your pants? What a pathetic excuse of a dick you have! Please put that away and save yourself the embarrsment of getting laughed at with that shrimpy little pathetic loser dick! Can you even call it a dick? Maybe not! It’s so ridiculously small that it looks like a button on a coat! Or maybe it’s a tiny little outie belly button instead of a dick! Did your mom think you were a girl when you were born and she saw the tiniest little carrot dick sitting between your legs? She probably feels bad that she even kept you instead of giving you away since you’re just a worthless man to her and any woman you come in contact with. I  laugh at the idea that you think you could ever give a woman any excitement or pleasure with a shrimpy dick like that one! How can you even get hard enough and grow long enough to enter a woman’s pussy anyway? I  highly doubt it would even go in and your woman would be wondering if she’s feeling a finger or her butt plug instead! You better hope your woman has a good dildo to help get her off because your dick certainly isn’t doing it for her! What a sucker! How do you even jerk off with a tiny dick like that? Doesn’t look like you’d need much more than your fingertips to hold that teensy weewee and jerk off. I  bet your load of cum is like a tiny little droplet of milk from a cat’s tit. No woman wants a tiny little load like that! How pathetic you are and I  bet you’ll have the hardest time ever getting anyone to date you with that loser dick to offer. It’s pretty awful when your ball sac is bigger than your actual dick! What kind of loser are you with that ugly thing in your pants? Oh I know, you’re the kind of loser that no woman ever wants, that’s for sure! And come on, didn’t your mom ever teach you about how to make your dick look better and bigger? Duh, loser, you’re supposed to shave all that bushy mess away if you want to look like you actually have more than a tiny baby thumb to offer a woman! That is like a smoke monster growing in your pants and would most certainly scare any woman away that opened your zipper to find that awful piece of trash in your pants. You’d be the laughing stock of her circle of friends and I’m sure she’d love to have a picture to pass around to all her friends so you could provide some comic relief for all of them! Her real man friends with real men dicks would be laughing hysterically at the pathetic loser that you are! You’re never going to amount to being anywhere near a real man with a stupid dick like that! Enjoy being a loner, jerking off by yourself every night! 0/5 stars

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