Wow! You call that a dick? Are you sure it’s even there? I can’t even find it in that horrendous bush you’ve got going on between your legs! It’s like the jungle book in your pants! Didn’t your mom ever teach you how to make your dick look bigger by shaving or trimming? Apparently not! What a pathetic little virgin boy you are! How can you ever expect to make your wife happy when you can barely see the tiny little nub you call a dick? It’s like a tiny skinny, pathetic carrot between your legs! Maybe you’re not an actual guy, but a girl with a little clitty to try and rub to get yourself off. Can you even rub something that small anyway? It’s the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life and I laugh at the idea of you thinking you might ever please a woman with something so awful! You’re the most pathetic loser I have ever seen and I pity your wife that has to live with you and your lousy dick every day of her life. She must be so sad every time she sees you and that disappointing sack of shit you have in your pants. You’re going to be a loser forever because she’s never going to want to love and care for that ugly loser shrimp dick! You can’t even call yourself a real man with a tiny baby carrot dick like that! I hope your wife has a good, huge dildo to get her off because there is no way she’s going to come even close with that loser dick! You suck so bad…too bad your dick isn’t big enough to get sucked as much as you actually suck! Hahaha! 0/5 stars
Kendra
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