Aw poor little married boy!? How the fuck did any women with a working vagina sign up for this thing for life? What a loser you are with a skinny little dick in your pants! That is one of the smallest dicks I’ve laid my eyes on! It looks like a little finger dangling off a bushy tree branch! All that fur around the little tree is so ugly and you should be super embarrassed by a dick that looks like that! How dumb you must look everytime you have to pull down your pants for your wife! She’ll be laughing for years about the most pathetic loser dick she once saw! You’ll probably never get a chance to cheat because you’re going to scare away any possibility of a female ever loving that dick. It’s so pathetic that it doesn’t even deserve to be looked at by a woman! You’ll never be able to be a real man and give a woman any pleasure from a dick that small! I mean, how on earth would a woman even feel that skinny little pencil dick going Into her pussy? The answer is she wouldn’t! Poor little virgin loser! You’ll always be a poor loser with a loser dick! I bet you feel so bad sitting there all alone having to wank your own dick because no woman ever feels bad enough for you to want to love that dick! You’ll always be a loner stuck with watching porn and wishing you were a real man with a real dick! Go hide forever, little boy! 0/5 stars