Omg what the heck is that in your pants? Can you even call that a dick? It’s so freaking ugly and stupid looking! Such a tiny little wimpy dick! It looks like a sad, wilted flower that someone stomped on! How could you ever please a woman with that pathetic loser dick? She’d take one look at that and run away to the bathroom where she’d barf because your dick is so ugly! You can’t even hold a hard on long enough to try and get it into a pussy! What kind of guy can you even call yourself with a dick that looks like a little clitty? Not a real guy at all! I hope you have some real guy friends to send my way instead of your useless tiny dick! The real guys who have real dicks to please a woman like me. A woman you’ll never have a chance to be with since you have a pathetic loser clit for a dick! Three tiny inches could not do anything for a woman. She’d be wondering if it was even inside her the whole time because she wouldn’t be able to feel that little shrimp dick stroking her anywhere near where it needs to be! In picture three it looks like it’s trying to hide…that’s exactly what it should do! Hide in its little shell and never poke its head out! Do yourself and the rest of the universe a favor by keeping that pathetic piece of shit in your pants! Sorry you’re such a loser! Haha!