Kim’s Cock Review:

h sweetie, if you think you can get anywhere in life with a teeny tiny dick like that, then think again! That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life and I never want to see that pathetic thing you call a dick again! It’s more like an extra belly button sitting between your legs with a huge, hairy sac of shit behind it. Talk about not wanting a short dick man….well, yeah, honey, put that thing away! No one wants to see that small of a dick, unless it’s to have a great laugh! There is no way in hell I’d go anywhere near that! I mean, how in the world can we even find it in that bush that you have down there, dude?! You have way too much jungle going on down in those pants! Puuuhleeease! You’ve got to be kidding yourself if you think that rainforest around that tiny little stump is attractive! Getting a mouth full of bush is not my idea of a fun night and that’s all I’d get since it’s as long as your actual dick! Haven’t you heard trimming or shaving can actually help your dick look bigger? Well, maybe not in your case because I don’t think there is any help for you there! Uncircumcised to boot! Who does that these days anyway? Are you trying to remain celibate the rest of your life? No one wants to deal with that skin flapping over the head of your dick, especially when you can barely see the head as it is! It looks like a tiny turtle head trying to poke its way out of its hole. And don’t get me started on your ball sack. Jeez, it’s pretty sad when it’s longer than your actual dick! It looks like your balls are on steroids, leaving your teensy tiny dick to rot in the gutter! I don’t even know how you have sex with yourself, needless to say, another woman! I mean, how on earth could she even feel that enter her? Oh wait, she couldn’t because your big hairy ball sack is in the way and won’t let your dick even go in! Perhaps she could offer you her belly button as a hole tiny enough to fit your teensy tiny dick inside! OMG, I  can’t even imagine going on a date with you, then taking you home, only to be surprised with having to try to find your dick hiding somewhere. I  wouldn’t even know what to do with that or how to have sex with that mini wee wee. What do you want me to do? Take it between my two fingers and jerk it between my finger tips until a tiny blob of useless cum shoots out? How does that pleasure me at all? Yeah, it doesn’t!I I’d probably get more pleasure out of laughing my ass off when you took your pants off!

Kim

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