Hey Slugger! I can definitely say that your package looks crazy as fuck…. Why the hell does it have a slant like that? All I could say when I received your pictures was literally it looks like a snail without a shell, lol haha!! I want to start with the tip of your dick because that’s honestly the weirdest fucking part of your cock! Like why does the tip of your dick from the side look like a sheet of paper. Is the lip of your cock fuse into your shaft? It looks like you already hate the way it looks and tried to fix it yourself and fucked up even worse. I can only imagine that your tip would feel weird in my mouth. It is like no lip at all not good for sucking, lol. The shaft of your cock literally looks like a snail body. I laughed so hard when I saw it. Is that your dick fully hard? If so you definitely can’t hit the g-spot. I bet it’s hard to make a girl cum considering it like they are getting pounded by a cock softer than a slice of Wonder bread. The only thing that looks normal on you is your fucking balls and they are not even proportioned with your cock right any fucking ways. They are bigger than your shaft and that hilarious look like a shriveled up plum pit. I’d rate your dick, well it isn’t rate-able.
Kendra
When I received both of your pictures I could not stop staring at your balls they are so hairy. Like I would literally be picking out the hair of my teeth for weeks like the jungle down there. Are you trying to be as hairy as Tarzan? From the looks of it the disney character has more packin then you do. HAHAHA!! Let’s start with your oddly shaped sea urchin of a shaft because that’s honestly the only fucking good part on your whole package deal! It’s thick at the base then gets smaller then bigger again at the tip. I’m honestly super confused about your whole package you have going on it’s fucking ugly.Your balls are the size of a gorilla’s knuckle….I bet you have better luck shoving your balls into a girls pussy and giving them a orgasm than with your sea urchin cock. Like your balls are bigger than your cock as a whole, so it dont even look right, lol and your tip. Man this was the worst part for me. I am really freaked out that you have some weird smooth mark on your tip connecting to the shaft. Like what the hell happened there? I am overall not pleased with this cock. Your lip has no grooves to catch all the good juices. That’s IF you make them cum, but it doesn’t even look like you would fill a pocket pussy sorry not sorry. You are not my type pf cock.
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