Ashley’s Cock Review:

I just had to see what my room mates were laughing at. When I looked to see what they had up on the computers, I just about spat out my drink. Are you kidding? This is a dick? It looks like a little sausage someone wrote on when they got bored! I have high heels with more girth than this wee winky, and they’d probably be more fun to fuck! At least they’d get deep. This thing could barely pass as a butt-plug! Want honest ratings? Honestly, I’m insulted by what you’re trying to pass off as a dick! This must be one of the saddest excuses for a cock I’ve ever seen! That picture with the dopey smiley-face on what passes for a head? I want to smack it. A good solid cock-slap is the least you deserve after trying to show off something so pointless. 1/5

ash

Alyssa’s Cock Review:

Man, talk about Tiny Tim. A lot of people say size doesn’t matter, and to a point, that’s true. Smaller can be just fine, but honey, you’re below the girth limit. And if you can’t keep up.. a dick like this would have to work hard to satisfy my urges, and I’d bet you wouldn’t even be able to keep it up more than a few minutes before blowing your load. If it could be called a ‘load’; something tells me you don’t really have a whole lot of production in those wrinkled balls of yours. If you’re a Minute Man, I sure hope you’re good with foreplay, because I’m going to need way more to be satisfied than what your little buddy here has to offer. 2/5

‘lyssa

Olivia’s Cock Review:

It’s really not that bad. Yeah, this is a pretty small dick. Not much of a surprise; I’ve heard Asian guys just don’t have a lot to offer in the pecker department. You know, normally I like foreskin. Fun to play with, makes jerking a guy off so much easier with how the skin slides, but these pictures just make the foreskin look creepy. Like your cock is trying to hide. Maybe it’s embarrassed too. I mean, sure, there might be some fun to be had; if you’re lubed up nice, this dick might make for some entertaining anal, right? Long as you don’t cum too quick, and there’d better be a lot of foreplay first. Gotta make it worth my while! 2/5

Liv

Katie’s Cock Review:

‘Loser’ is right! When I heard the other girls giggling, I thought they were watching something funny, but this isn’t funny. It’s just sad. Are all Asians this teeny? Maybe this is why anime dicks are blurred out. To avoid embarrassment! If I was all hot and bothered and ready to fuck, and this pathetic little worm was what got offered to me, I’d definitely be pissed! I can see why you want this little loser cut off! It’s got to be disgraceful, carrying that around, knowing you’ll never be able to please a woman with it. After looking at these, I’m not going to be horny for the rest of the day! This nasty little thing took away my sex drive. I wouldn’t bother cutting it into bits to give away. It’s just not worth the time, and why give someone something so fucking useless? Give that pretend-penis a few good slaps for me, because I wouldn’t want to touch it. 1/5

kate

Kayla’s Cock Review:

Poor little penis. It deserves that tiny weeping sad face, it really does. That’s the face I’d make if this is what was offered to me. So, let me get this straight. Not only is your package pathetic, but you’re also a Minute Man? How are you going to get a lady off if that’s all you’ve got? My suggestion is to stock up on vibrators so you can at least give a girl some sort of pleasure, because you’re sure not going to make it happen without some outside assistance. Maybe get another guy involved; if I had my pussy stuffed with a big thick rod, I might not mind having this little fella pushed into my ass. Don’t know that I’d be able to feel it much, really, but at least it could be fun! Maybe you should work on that whole ‘premature ejaculation’ problem. You’ve disappointed enough girls already, I’m sure. Chemical castration might make for a good punishment, and maybe then you wouldn’t be blowing your load within seconds. 1/5

kay

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