Oh wow! You sure are long aren’t you? And thick. Fuck me. I’m gunna be honest here and say your cock sort of looks like a sausage. The way your skin folds at the base, and the way it’s so much darker than the rest of you. It just looks like a hunk of meat to me. That’s not a bad thing though. I wouldn’t mind giving that sausage a little taste test hehehe! There’s no way I’d fit that massive wurst of yours all the way in my little mouth, but, honey, don’t think I won’t try. With that girth I probably wouldn’t fit much more than your head, but I’d make your head feel fucking amazing! You’ll never feel head quite like my head. I’ll be slopping and slurping and gagging all over that uncut head, I just know it’ll take no time at all for you to explode you creamy cum all over my face. I quite like your sausage cock ⅘

Okay, you asked for an honest review, so I need to just say that this cock is really ugly. Alright I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say it looks ugly in this photo. Just the way it has that weird curve thing at the base of your shaft and the colour contrast that sort of makes you look like a girl with a dildo sitting on her. With that said, dildo or no this big old thing looks like it’d feel fucking incredible. I am personally a big dickhead fan so you are off to a good start, but also you have girth pretty great! Holy fuck you are long too. Girth is my best friend and you have more than enough to satisfy even my hungry cunt. I worry that you might be a little too long for me. I only have a little pussy, and nothing gets me going like getting fucked with hips slamming against hips. I don’t think you and I could do that, you’d have to be careful with me. It’s a nice cock, but I’m not sure you are really built for me ⅗

Oh hell yes! Look at this beautifully weird cock. Mmmmm mmm! You are a sexy fucking beast. That thing is massive. I’m getting all creamy already. I can just imagine what you could do to me with that thing! It looks like it’s as long as your fucking thigh. It’s ridiculous! And your girth! Oh my! I can picture it now. My tight cunt stretched tight around your thick member. Can you imagine it? Being squeezed tight by my little puss? There’s no possible way I could fit that whole thing in me, my limit is about 8 inches, and your beast is so big I’m finding it hard to believe that it’s real. It’s quite intimidating, actually. Still I’m always up for pushing my limits, maybe yours is the cock that finally reaches my threshold. My cock threshold. I’d give it a good go, the girth wouldn’t be an issue, I’m wet enough from thinking about this to slip in something twice your girth. It’s just so sexy. ⅘

Oh holy moly! You are pretty fucking big, and with all those big veins and.. Oh my god I need to pull it together… Okay. Now that I’ve calmed down a little let’s start this review. I want to start at the top. With your head. I love love love your cock. There is nothing like that length fucking me hard and deep. Speaking of deep, that brings us to your shaft. That thing is too good to be true. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a shaft like yours, it’s so thick and long. It’s looks like a god damn horse cock! With all those thick veins and that dark color, it is so much darker than the skin on your crotch and legs. Which brings us down to your base and balls. The base of your cock looks sort of funny. Like the skin is folded there or something. I’m not sure what to make of that, but your balls look awesome. I love round floppy balls like that. The kind with really wrinkly skin, they are just so much fun to play with. I think your whole cock would be a lot of fun. ⅘

In all honesty I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cock like this. I didn’t even know they made them this big, this must be photo shopped or something! Hahaha! Just kidding I don’t think you’d do that. But really though this thing is crazy! I’m not sure what I would even do with a cock like this. There’s no way I’d be able to fit it in my mouth and I doubt that I could even fit it in my pussy! You know I can only take so much cock. I guess what I could do is use my hands. I’d have to use both hands, but I’m quite good with them. I know all the tricks. From the double thumb technique to the bottle cap. I am the goddamn queen of handies! Whatever you need, I got it, honey. I’d do just about anything for your gorgeous hunk. 4/5

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