Alyssa’s Cock Review:

When I first saw this dick pic I didn’t know whether to shut my computer in embarrassment for having such a pathetic thing on my screen or turn it towards my friend so we could have a good laugh! I think you will be humiliated to know I decided to show my friend and she laughed so hard she almost pissed her panties! What the fuck is with that fuzz straggling beneath that sorry excuse of a cock! If I wasn’t gagging at the site of it I’d definitely be gagging at the thought of eating it! The bellend looks like it belongs on the tip of a mushroom not a penis! It’s hysterical! Me nor my friend would ever dream of letting you penetrate our perfect pussies! You are the definition of inadequate! Are you single? It makes perfect sense if you are! And if you’re not I can only judge the person who settled for such unsatisfactory equipment! I give you a dick rating of one and that is only because you gave me and my friend lots of laughs!

‘lyssa

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