Okay, if I can be honest, this is little smaller than I prefer… okay a lot smaller. But I’m sure we can work with that. I know for sure that you’d be easy to suck, so that’s a good start. I also really love foreskin especially really long nasty bush like yours. Actually I quite like your little dick. I just wish it was longer. Length usually isn’t an issue for me, as I am only small myself, but I fear you might be TOO short. I still like to be able to feel myself getting fucked. Your girth looks decent though, but what does width matter without length? I really really like your balls, however. Nice big fluffy blalls, just begging to be fondled hahaha! Yeah I wouldn’t mind squeezing and playing with them! All in all you would have a great cock, if you had a bit more length 2.5/5
ash
Alyssa’s Cock Review:
HAHAHAHAHA what do you call that?! It certainly isn’t any kind of cock I’ve seen before. That teeny tiny baby cock probably could make a mouse cum, let alone a nice girl like me. Not that I would even let you try! I’d much rather fuck a nice big cock! That tiny dickof yours looks so pathetic poking out of your pants like that. You know, maybe I will let you try to make me cum with that miniscule penis of yours, just so I can laugh when you fail. Oh yes. I’m supposed to be reviewing that lame, pathetic nothing of a cock. Well for starters, your bush looks gross and makes up like 90% of what little length you have. It’s pointless talking about girth since your cock is basically non-existent, and you need to learn to shave. I’d like to see you trying to jerk that thing with two fingers while you watch me fuck someone with a REAL cock. ⅕
alyssa
Olivia’s Cock Review:
Awwwwwww!! This is such a cute little wormy cock! I love it, it is so adorable. I can’t wait to get started on this review! I’m sad I can’t see your whole shaft, it’s covered by all your bush, but to be honest, I like hair on a man. It makes your cock look more manly! I just want to give it soft little kisses! I love that photo with it popping out of you, like “peek-a-boo!!” I just want to play with it! Your shaft is so cute and small too! Your balls, however, look so big and fun and squishy! And I love how fuzzy you are all over! I just want to give you cuddles. If I’m totally honest, I don’t think you could pleasure me with your cock, but I don’t care. There are other ways you can pleasure me, and I’m sure you are well versed in them. You cock is so cute and sweet ⅗
Liv
Katie’s Cock Review:
Oh wow. I’m so sorry. What did you do in a past life to deserve this disappointment? Really, this is not something to be proud of. Maybe you should invest in a penis pump or something? I just. This is quite pathetic. Is that really as hard as it gets? It is mostly bush! I’m not sure how you could pleasure a woman with this. I suppose you could sort of rub it on their clit. I can’t imagine it being plausible to fuck someone with this baby cock. I’d really like to see you try. I mean, I suppose I could sort of tickle my opening with you, but I don’t think it’d be satisfying. You must be amazing at eating out. I do think it looks quite cute, but cute isn’t exactly what you want in a cock. That’s the only positive thing I can think of to say about you. ⅖
kate
Kayla’s Cock Review:
Holy moly! That is small! I’m not sure how i’m supposed to write a review on something so short, but I’ll give it my best shot. In all honesty I can’t get over your size, I mean how can you call yourself a man with such a tiny wang? I doubt you could make anyone cum with that thing, but I suppose that is neither here nor there. Let’s start with the only big thing about your genitals: your bush. You seem to have nice big round balls, but it’s hard to tell, I’m just so used to seeing balls with a cock, but I can barely see yours. Luckily your balls are big, how embarrassing would it be having a tiny cock and even smaller balls hahaha! Your shaft is just about not there, so there’s no point reviewing that. I can’t see your head, because you have so much foreskin. I suppose you have so much bush, mayb there is a normal length cock, with none of the shaft.. Anyway, it isn’t a great look 2/5
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