Olivia’s Cock Review:
This cock rate will be pretty simple, I can already tell. I don’t know what I’m even supose to do with a cock that small. Hahaha! I mean, it is pretty thick, but length wise it just… sucks. LOL! I wouldnt be able to fit that tiny thing inside of me. I wouldn’t feel it at all. Haha. Just being honest here. It is pretty sad to look at and I don’t even know why you are showing that nub off like it is something great. Looking at it just makes me laugh constantly. I can’t even take it serious. Even the cock head of your so called “package” is small and just not meaty enough for me. I’m not sure what you were really expecting from the cock rate. I was at least hoping to get a little turned on but looks like that won’t be happening. Especially not with something puny like that shit. Your best bet is just to tuck that excuse of a cock and hide it. Nobody is going to want that. I definitely don’t! Ewwww. Take that small fry somewhere else. That is me being nice too.
Liv
Ashley’s Cock Review:
HA HA HA HA! I’m crying from laughing so hard. What is that?! Is that really your dick?! Mannn… I feel extremely bad for you. If I was a guy I couldn’t be showing off my tiny dick like you are. That dick is just horrific. I am not turned on by it at all. The only thing that you have going for you is your balls. They look bigger than your actual shaft. Although I love big balls, it is very depressing that your dick is really that small. I took a small glance at your dick and that was literally all I could take. If you were to flash that dick at me in person, I just wouldn’t associate myself with you anymore. That is how bad it is.. it is just way too tiny. I’m far from into tiny dicks. They are good for absolutely nothing. I hate that you were given such a little dick but at the same time, it is real funny to know that you do have it. Hey, at least it gives me a good giggle or two. Ha Ha! I’m so glad this is over and I don’t have to look at it anymore though.
ash
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