Oh my god I almost spit my drink out everywhere when I saw this dick pic! What the actual fuck is that?! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry for you! You must be single right? If not I feel sorry for whoever it is you are fucking too! And if you are then it makes perfect sense! I hope you don’t mind but this made me laugh so hard I had to show my friend! We are both in hysterics, she said the only thing that is good for is sucking on and that’s only because she hates sucking dick so yours would be easy as there’s almost nothing there to work with. And for fuck sakes if the size wasn’t bad enough the hair sure is! What is with that!? I suppose it goes well with your pathetic dick if i’m not choking on that I’ll be choking on your fuzz. With all this in mind i give you a very pathetic 1-5 and you only get the one because the tiny size of your knob happens to be an easy mouthful.