Hello Santa. Love this naughty picture you took for me Mr. Clause. Such a sexy pose Santa! Well I love holiday cheer so that is extra points in my book. I love the angle of the photo, interesting, like an aerial view. I see you are in your Santa hat for both your heads 😉 So how would I rate Santa’s cock? Santa, I think you have been bad. I mean look at how hard you are. Look at how your cock is sticking straight out Santa! Have you been thinking of Ms. Claus baking in her bra and panties again? Santa, Santa, Santa! You have a swelled up cock head too! Even more evidence to how bad you have been this year Santa! Tisk tisk even the grand toy maker won’t be getting any toys, maybe a spanking with that cane is in order! Okay Santa since you appear to be shaved down there I suppose I can bring you back to the nice list and give your cum filled round balls that are hanging out of your hat a nice licking. Your shaft is pretty good size too Santa, what have you been eating? Lots of protein filled cookies? All in all  Santa! 3/5

Mr. Hardon. I see you are ready for action. What kind of naughy action, I wonder. Your cock is out, straight out, like an arrow, and where do you think you are going with it?  You get extra points for having your ballsin the photo, barely, and for it being not too hairy down there! Sexy hot to have a clean area for me to slide my tongue around as I please. I love your holiday spirit in the photo, next time take it in front of a tree or up on the roof! Sexy! I can’t however determine the size of your cock because you took the photo from so far away. That is a mystery to me. I can tell your cock head is bigger than the rest of your shaft. So you might get stuck trying to fit that meat sac in anyone of my tight holes. Your shaft appears to be of a good thickness too. By my best guess I would judge that your cock is just about as thick as it is long. Boy the things I would do to a shaft like that. Not too huge to kill me but just the right size for my tight spot. Definitely deserving a 4/5 for that cock!

I don’t understand why you are single with such a cock like you have! That cock is smoking piece of sausage that I would want to savor and then rock that sausage’s world. Yes baby, you have one meaty cock there. I just can’t seem to take my eyes off of your cock. Starting with your sexy little Santa outfit that got me thinking of how I would want to be a bad Ms. Clause for you. And then you have your cane ready! But damn your cock is so hard you could spank me with your hard cock or the cane, I don’t care, even slap my face with that rock hard cock! Lovely how your cock, balls, nothing fits in your outfit either, its all too swollen to fit in your  “hat”. Now why is it swollen… were you thinking about me looking at you and giving you this rating or thinking about spanking Ms. Claus. hehe. Yes Ms. Claus is in love with your meaty swollen package from the cock head to the shaft to your swollen “trying to hid from me” balls. Now whip me with that cock already or shove it in one of my holes! 3/5