James I’m not known for being cute or coy, I’m know for being brutal and honest so if you was expecting an ego boost you may as well stop reading now…. ok so I guess you’re still reading so you’re in for the real deal a true 100% honest dick rate from a dick expert who has fucked many sucked many and seen even more!

Let’s start with the head of it all, the bell! There’s only a few ugly looking bellends out there and yours is NOT one of them! It’s perky and well hidden and looks like it would taste rather good, working my eyes down your dick I can see it’s nice and chunky, we like girth so another bonus point for you James! I can slightly see your balls tucked away nicely down there, they look in good shape, I have noticed from the very beginning though the mass of hair down there, it’s all down to yours and your partners discretion really there is no right or wrong but for me I prefer a trimmed pubic region. It looks tidier and feels smoother! The over all size of your penis is average I’d say, which is good! Not great but not bad! GOOD! We like good! James I give you a basic average 3.5/5. There’s nothing wrong with your dick but nothing that overly excites me either, a good average dick 🙂

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Hey James! Great pic! Even better dick! It’d got everything I like about a cock, hard, firm and girthy! I bet you’ve satisfied many with a dick like that huh? I like how your bellend is just poking out at the tip, makes me want to roll my tongue around it and tease it like your pic is teasing my pussy right now! In a way I’m disapointed this is just a written rate and not a video as I would have loved to fuck myself to your picture! Show you what a good time your dick could give me hehe! Not many dick pics make my pussy tingle but yours is sending mine crazy how are you doing this?! I’m not sure if it’s the posture, hands grabbing dick, legs spread on the bed that’s getting me hot or if it’s your pretty penis staring me in the face! Either way James I’m exited! I’ve just seen that you are married, well well well, I envy your missus! Getting that dick on the weekly! Do you fuck her real good? All night long? Or do you make her work for it? I’d work all night and day for a dick like that babe! So if she isn’t getting any action give me some!  Hehe! I love your dick and am actually going to get my vibrator out and have a cheeky one whilst looking at your pic! I hope you don’t mind James but you’ve got me very horny! 5/5 full house!! I’m going to go have a play hehe! Xxxx

Married! What do you mean married! So you have a cock like that and you are giving it all to one person?! I hope it’s an open relationship because there’s girls out there who need a dick like yours in their life James! I’m one of them! Don’t hold out on us! If I were you though I’d have a slight trim down there, only because I love a prick with minimal hair down there, not completely bald god no! But trimmed, maybe keep that in mind, do you think your partner would like it? I think you would look extra tasty with a little hair cut :p The sight of you spreading your legs in the picture makes me want to spread mine, but only for you! I would love your cock deep in my pussy right now, hitting all my sensitive spots and more! I bet you are great in the bedroom! You’ve really got a great looking cock! One I wouldnt mind having a suck on! And I don’t like to suck many, only the really good looking ones! If it wasn’t for the slight hairy pubic area you would have been scored a 5/5 however I like trimmed dicks so for now it’s a 4.5/5! I’d love to see you with that haircut down there, maybe we could get a higher score next time 😉

I saw this dick pic and then I saw the status, married! All the good ones are! You have too much of a perfect prick to dedicate to just one person! I instantly thought yummy ummy! You look like to taste delicious! That bellend needs the attention of my tongue! You look so soft and so hard at the same time you’d slide down my throat nicely, you’d slide down in my pussy even nicer!Hehe. I really like you’ve kept hair down there, a man with hair is a thumbs up form me! A little bit of fuzz but not too much of a shambles going on down there perfect! I hope your partner appreciates what a sexy shlong you have, I’d not be able to resist jumping on it daily! And eating it too of course! I bet your balls are perky too! Beautiful balls that I would love to help empty! You’ve got me feeling very cheeky looking at this dick pic, hungry and horny! You’ve got it all going on James! I especially like seeing your hand wrapped around it, I bet my hand would look tiny holding that big stonker! All in all I think you have a very nice dick! I would be more than happy to see to it but as you are a married man I can only hope it gets plenty of action from the other half! It’s a rating of 4/5 from me babe! Go you! Xxx

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