Hi. Roast you as hard as I want eh? Well I will then. Your cock is gross and I want to throw up looking at it. It doesn’t even look like a cock. It looks like a shriveled up piece of meat. I know it wouldn’t feel good just by looking at it. It makes me sick to look at it. I really don’t want to look at your cock anymore. But let’s see you want a cock rating right? Well your cock head seems to be lacking a head! Yes, your cock from the tip to the end of the shaft is just one piece of straight lumpy grossness. I can not see where the cock head and the shaft meet because well they don’t. That is just plain weird. And then Your veins on the shaft are even weird. One vein is super straight and thick while your other vein is crooked and thin. That makes no sense at all. Also lacking from your overall package is balls. Do you not have any balls or are they hiding under that huge bush you have? Overall I have to give you a 1.0/5. I am only giving you the one point because well your “shaft” if you can call it that is bigger than some I have seen. 1.0/5
ash
Alyssa’s Cock Review:
Whoa what is going on here? Is that foreskin? Your cock is freaky looking. It looks like it is inside of an ugly wrapper, like a fake cock condom. Yes, that can not be your real cock, it is just wrapped like that! I am trying to decide what to give you for your cock rating. What points do you deserve. Well you do have some sexy looking veins on your cock shaft. Yes I love how thick that one vein is. I would like to slide my tongue up and down on that vein. May I? I also love to suck on big juicy balls. I would love to suck on your balls. Are they fat and round or saggy and flabby? I really can not tell from this photo. Yes where are your balls at? I would really like it if you shaved for me next time. That way I can find your big juicy balls and give them a squeeze or three… with my tongue of course. Your cock actually reminds me of a joystick. I just want to grab ahold and win the game. How does that sound? Go all the way to the finish line with your joystick?! Okay I can see how this is a good cock. A bit on the freaky and shorter side. I am going to rate you a 2.7/5
alyssa
Olivia’s Cock Review:
For some reason after seeing your cock I just got really hungry. What am I hungry for… hmmm, oh yes I remember now. Your cock is making me hungry for some breakfast sausages. You know about them? They are smaller pieces of sausage that you cook in a frying pan for breakfast. And well I believe your cock is about the right length of a breakfast sausage. Definitely a little on the thicker side for a breakfast sausage. But also your sock has the grooves and veins that make it looked wrinkled just like a breakfast sausage. Yes I would love to save your little meat pack. It really is adorable. And your cock all runs together like it is in a package. Yes this really is a good little meat pack here. And you know what I like your thick pubic hair. For some reason your pubic hair is making your sausage look even sexier. Your are on the smaller side, and I don’t usually like smaller, but if you will settle for a nice blowjob I know I can hit the back of my throat with your tasty meat! 3.6/5
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