You aren’t exaggerating about having a little bitch dick are you? Well, maybe a little if that’s what you call a dick. I’m pretty sure my thumb is bigger than your pathetic little cock. How are your balls bigger than your little bitch cock? That’s hilarious! It’s a good thing that your skin covers that pathetic looking cock. No one would want to look at it any closer anyways. How do you jerk off such a little ugly cock? How can you get turned on when you have to look down and see that? My pussy has never been dryer looking at pictures of your cock. I bet your girlfriend won’t even touch it. If you can get a girl to stay with you with such an ugly little pathetic cock like that. Have you ever made a girl cum with that thing? Can you even reach a pussy with that little thing? This is hilarious!! I can’t believe I have to look at such an ugly cock. In real life, if you and I were talking and you sent me this cock, I would laugh so hard. Can you even wrap your fingers around that little cock to jerk off. There is no way any girl could take you seriously with that ugly thing.
ash
Alyssa’s Cock Review:
You have got to be kidding me? Is that a cock or a wrinkled up worm? Wow! It looks disgusting. It’s so tiny too!! What am I supposed to do with that thing? Jesus, what’s wrong with it. A cock that looks like that couldn’t possibly be normal! I almost gagged when I looked at your pictures. Sitting beside that lighter, it might as well be the size of that lighter. A lighter doesn’t even fill up my entire hand! How am I supposed to do anything with that thing? I bet you’ve never gotten a girl off before. When girl’s see your cock, do they go running? Because that’s what I wanted to do when I saw your cock. Run far away and never look back at this hideous thing. I can’t look at them anymore or else I may vomit. Seriously, you should probably get that thing checked out. No self-respecting man would have a dick like that, but I bet it’s hard to be self-respecting when my pinky is longer than your whole pathetic cock!! Please, do all of us a favor and stop taking pictures of that thing. Nobody wants to see that.
‘lyssa
Olivia’s Cock Review:
Oh that’s a dick? I really thought it was a tumorous growth. Seriously, this is what your cock looks like? Oh, that’s so terrible. I don’t know whether to laugh at you or to feel sorry for you. Seriously, buddy. It guaranteed you aren’t pleasing any woman with that pathetic piece of shit. Does your girlfriends still sleep with you? Or is she getting plenty of cock from bigger and better ones? You aren’t kidding, you really do have a little bitch dick. It’s like you never hit puberty. When did it stop growing? Or did it ever start? Man, this is pathetic. I can’t believe you would actually take pictures of that pathetic little cock. Why would you want to document such a horrific tragedy. I feel so sorry for you!! Congratulations on that lighter picture though. Is that the only thing in your house you could find that your penis was bigger than? Man, it looks so gross. I wouldn’t even want to touch that if you were my boyfriend. Do you have a girlfriend you get to disappoint everyday that she wakes up with that same small, ugly cock?
Liv
Katie’s Cock Review:
This is a joke right? Is this photoshopped? There is no physical way it could be that small AND that ugly, right? If I were you, I would consider going through the pain of an adult circumcision because then maybe it won’t look like a really sad and pathetic worm. How could you refer to this thing as a dick? You weren’t wrong about the little bitch part though. Only a little bitch could have such a tiny pathetic excuse for a cock. Are you married? Because there’s no way your wife stays faithful to that ugly little bitch cock. I’m sure she spends most of her days looking for a bigger dick to satisfy her before she has to come home to be with that nasty little cock. When’s the last time you washed that thing? Is it supposed to be that color? I guess when you aren’t getting any, hygiene becomes pretty low on your list of concerns. How are your balls bigger than your dick? That makes this even more pathetic. I can’t believe you were cursed with this little, ugly thing AND that it smaller than your balls. Clever using a lighter for comparison. Makes it look bigger than it actually is until you pick up a lighter and realize just how small a lighter actually is.
kate
Kayla’s Cock Review:
What the fuck is this? Oh my god, is that a dick? I think I just barfed in my mouth a little bit. What went so wrong in your life that caused this? This isn’t natural is it? Your parents surely didn’t do you any favors by leaving you uncut. That makes it more disgusting. But who knows what your head looks like under that dried up potato sack. It could look even worse than it does now. I would like to know how girls respond when you show them this!! I wouldn’t be able to hold back a laugh. I can’t believe you would try to talk to anyone with a cock so small. I hope you have something going for you…good personality? Good looks? Lots of money? I don’t know if all of those things combined would make being with that ugly little cock worth it for me. But for some unlucky lady, maybe she could look past it with an open relationship agreement. Because let’s be honest who get get enough pleasure out of that pathetic piece of shit? If I were your girlfriend, I would at least have one other person with a bigger dick. I’m not sure how I am supposed to play with that. Do I use my fingers? It would be really hard to stroke when it’s barely thicker than that lighter. Good luck finding someone to love you for your charming personality.
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