What a pathetic excuse for a cock. Why would you even send that to me and waste my time like that. I bet your girlfriend either doesn’t know you have such a small cock or doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What do you even do with that thing? It’s almost to small for your hand, how would anyone ride that? There’s no way that cock has ever pleasured a girl in it’s existence. If you took me home and whipped that “penis” out, I would probably just laugh at you and walk away. How could you waste my time like that? Do you warn girls about this before they go out with you or not? Because if a girl stays with you after knowing about your sad looking excuse for a dick, you know she’s fucking someone on the side. There’s no way any girl will ever be happy with a cock that small. You would have to have one hell of a personality to make up for a cock like that. Or hella money. You wouldn’t see a girl like me staying with someone with a cock like that. Now, I’m going to move on to looking at REAL MEN.

Let me go get my magnifying glass so I can see your dick better. Oh my God, it just makes it worse. You’ve got a pathetic excuse for a penis. I mean, really, who is having fun with that? I don’t think I could take a guy seriously if I knew he had a cock that looked like yours. It’s so small and pathetic. Truly, I feel bad for you. How do you keep a girl around for long with a cock like that. There would have to be serious chemistry, lot’s of toys, and maybe an open relationship? Do you have a girlfriend? I feel so sorry for her if you do. Do you try to wait as long as you can to tell them about your cock so maybe they will love you and not want to hurt your feelings? I can’t stand to look at your cock any longer. Moving on…