Wow man. You could have at least provided a good picture. This was is so small and I can barely see anything! I’m not sure how I’m supposed to write about a cock I can’t see, but I guess I should try to get on with this rating.From what I can see, you look quite mushroom-ey. I like that. Not everyone likes a mushroom cock, but I really do. I don’t know why that shape appeals to me, but it does. I guess I think it’s cute. Mushrooms are pretty cute. I do like the shape for your cock, it looks like it’s a good, Goldilocks length. Not too long, not too short. Just right. You have quite a bit of girth by the looks of it too. What really stands out to me is that curve. Mmmmm baby I love a curvy cock. It looks great.. From what I can see haha! 3.5/5

This is kind of small and hard to see, but I’ll do my best to give you a rating from what I can see. Also at this angle it is a little hard to tell how big you are. It sort of looks like your cock is pointing up towards the camera so I can’t tell how long you are. From what I can see, though, it looks like you are pretty long. I can see that you have a bit of girth, which is always a plus. I wanted to say “you can never have enough girth”, but that’s not true hahaha! Your cock has a good amount of girth though! And those curves! Baby, I like my cocks like black men like their women. Curvy. Really, though it looks great. I love your big bulbous head, and those veins down your shaft. Awesome. ⅘

Ooooh yes boy! I love a mushroom!! I know not everyone everyone thinks so, but fuck that looks good! My the looks of this rather small photo, it looks like you are pretty long, and you definitely have a girthier mushroom than most I’ve seen. That’s what I need. You seen I like mushroom cocks, but I also like thick dicks, and you are like the unicorn that can satisfy me fully. I wouldn’t mind feeling that big fat head slide between the thick lips of my pussy. I want to feel it push up into my tight cunt. Followed by that thinner veiny shaft. Mmmmm I want to feel that thick vein on the top of your cock. I really want to feel you pounding me, fucking my little puss into oblivion. I think you’d be an amazing fuck. I’d do just about anything to have that! You look awesome. ⅘

Oh. To be honest I’m not a massive fan of mushroom cocks. Let’s be real, you definitely have a mushroom cock. I do like that yours is pretty thick. I really don’t like those ones with the really fat head and a super thin shaft. I just think they are ugly and they couldn’t possibly feel good to be fucked with. You know I like to be filled up. At least yours could fill me right up hehehe! I will say that I like your fat veins. You have a real thick one coming up the middle of your shaft that I wouldn’t mind feeling… inside me.. And those few thin ones. I wish this photo was a little bigger so I could see them more easily, and I wish you had a few more angles, but that’s okay. You’re cock is pretty ugly, but I’d give it a ride. 2.5/5

Oh yeah. This is a decent cock. I can’t see much from this photo, but it looks fine. To be brutally honest, there’s nothing that really stands out to me here. Your cock looks fine. It’s quite long, it has a good thickness. I must say I like the way it curves to the right, and by the looks of it, it curves upwards as well. I do like a cock with a few curves. Just gives it a bit of character. Aside from that there isn’t a whole lot for me to say about this cock. I mean. It’s fine. There’s nothing wrong with it. But there’s nothing great about it. Sorry I know this probably isn’t the review you wanted, I’m just being honest. It’s a bit average. Not average in length, but the looks of it.. Just average in how much it interests me. 3/5

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