Oooh boy! This is a chode if ever I’ve seen one, and you know I love me a chode. I’m going to start by addressing the elephant in the room. THOSE BALLS!! Holy moly those balls are quite prominent, aren’t they. I can’t stop looking at them. I want to use them as a big squishy pillow. I want to hire them as a bounce house for a child’s birthday. I want to use them as a giant stress ball because finals are coming up and I’ll need some extreme stress relief. I know this is supposed to be a dick rating, but seriously I can’t get over those mega balls. They are are just so big and round and beautiful. I sort of want to shove my face into them. I want to motorboat your massive balls. I just love them so much. I’m sorry I can’t get over your balls. Your cock is nice too, though. Like VERY nice, that girth is simply mezmerizing, my pussy is lubing up as we speak as it anticipates such a massive cock opening my cunt wide! One of the best dicks I’ve ever seen! 5/5

Wow. This is definitely an interesting cock. It’s sort of like the whole fucking package! I’m not sure how to handle it, I agree with the ladies, great balls and a cock that will deliver a pussy opening experience. On one hand I’ve never really considered balls to be an important part of male genitalia, and I generally focus my attention on the more… fuckable parts, I’m talking about the cock. On the other hand, it is surprisingly aesthetically pleasing, the big balls look really fun and your fat, but your shaft is amazing! I usually prefer my dicks really thick and quite long. I love being filled up, and while your length isn’t chart topping… this cock will make the mattress wet for sure. But I do find it quite attractive and I’d love to play with it and suck it. Plus you could really pound me without worrying about hurting me, and I do love to feel a man’s hips slamming against my own. You have some pros and cons, I’ll have to sleep on it.. or with it 😉 3/5

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