Holy freaking salty balls, Batman! That’s one enormous dick!!! You have enough dick to share with an entire nudist colony, man! And still have a huge dick left for yourself! 5/5!!!! Standing ovation!!!

So, let’s talk specifics about that gargantuan cock you just showed me. Obviously, size was the first thing I noticed. It’s long enough to make any strap on green with envy. There will be no doubt, whatsoever, that you have slid that massive mother lover up in my pussy! I might even feel it a good 5 minutes before you actually get it all of the way in! Length considered, I think your going to have to let me be on top. I’m going to need some semblance of control over how hard and fast you slide that bitch in and out of my soft, silky pussy…but I promise not to let you down.

Girth- huge. Not tree trunk huge, but huge. Considering that your dick is 10 feet long, girth is perfect. Extra long, but super skinny cocks are such a let down. What good is it to have a porn star dick if I can’t tell it’s inside me until it hits my uterus? You, however, have plenty of girth to cause just a little bit of stretch as you slide inside my wet canal, and might even cause a tinge of delicious pain. It’s making me insanely horny just to think about it!

Head- not considerably larger than the shaft of your cock, but prominent, nonetheless. I would normally deduct a point for that lack of prominence, but considering that it’s going to take my breath away already when I climb up on to ride your humongous cock, I think it’s perfect the way it is. And kudos for not having that weird roll of foreskin underneath the bottom of the head of your dick (of course, if you did have it, it would be stretched out with that whole 10 foot long thing you’ve got goin on!). Not only will your dick be a smooth ride for me, up it, and down it, and up it again as my pussy gets wetter and wetter, and begs for more and more, but it will also be a smooth ride for my lips and tongue, as I lick and suck on your monstrous dick like a lollipop to get it primed and ready for me to climb up on.

Lastly, I wanna talk about that kick ass vein that makes an almost spiral up the shaft of your cock. How cool, man! Every dick needs an identifying marker, just in case I ever have to pick it out of a dick line up in a dark room with a blind fold. I’m positive that I could trace that spiral from base to tip with my moist fingertip, and say “here. This is my man!”

5/5, dude. Pat yourself on the back. I NEVER give perfect scores.

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I think I would be a nudist, too, if I had a dick like that, Ramon. That’s probably the most action that a dick like yours would ever see would be the men in the community checking it out. The women might take a look at it, but that’s as close as any woman in her right mind would get.

Let’s start on a positive note, shall we? Your width is perfect. The roundness of your cock is staggering, yet do-able. It’s wonderfully round enough to put pressure on both my g spot and my clit as you slide that big dick in and out of my pussy. You get an A+ for width.

Your cock is mega long. There’s no doubt about that. Unfortunately, it’s too long. No woman could enjoy that. While I might think it’s the hottest dick I’ve ever seen, I’m going to know that functionally, it won’t work. I love to give a good blow job, and am quite astute at the maneuver, but when I wrap my big, full lips around your dick, I’m only going to get maybe halfway down your shaft before I have to retreat back to the top. That’s not satisfying for either of us. (Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m a creative chic, and I’m sure I could come up with some combination of licking up and down your shaft with my tongue, while gliding my soft hands up and down in a tight, swift motion that would have you screaming to fuck me.)

Color? Nice. Smooth skin with an excellent segue to the head of your dick. And the head is excellent! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a more perfect head on a cock. Very pronounced under side of your head. I like that I can clearly see that super sensitive triangle that tends to make a man weak kneed when I lick it with my tongue. Maybe I could make up for the shortage of length that I could take with an excellent performance in tongue and hand maneuvers?

So there’s the highlights, but let’s talk turkey. Your dick is a monster. How can you best utilize the monster in your pants? (Or not in your pants, if you’re nude!) Can you be satisfied without the entire length of it being lovingly tended to? If so, you could be the best fuck a girl could ever get. Your length gives you a huge advantage. Your cock is long enough to rub my clit as it you slide it in and out of me, or as I ride up and down it. I’m going to estimate that I could handle maybe half of it. Can you contain yourself with that? Can you be satisfied with that? Unfortunately, you will likely never take me, or any girl, from behind. Nobody could take that. Or here’s a thought: find a girl who likes a challenge. Fuck her at least once daily, in the same position for maybe a week at a time, while slowly putting more and more of your big ass dick inside of her. A girl MIGHT be able to eventually handle you that way. Meanwhile, invest in a good hand. That’s probably about the only body part on any reasonable female that could take on such a dick.

I rate you at 3/5. I want to give you more points, but your dick scares me! While dropping a man’s pants just to discover an itty bitty mushroom sucks, so does dropping them to find a dick that puts tears in your eyes just to think about it! Sorry……  3/5

A 10! A fucking 10! (Even on a 1 to 5 scale!) Bring that dick on over here and let me get a good look at it!

I dare say that you don’t see a lot of action because the size of that big cock scares the little girlies away, huh? Well, baby, look no farther. I can take every bit of that mega dick and love every damn minute of it. You can fuck me from sun up to sun down and sun down to sun up. I’ve been looking for a dick like you for oh so long!

I’m sure you know, but since you asked for a rate, your dick is long, round, straight, smooth, and wonderful. I give you all 5 points. I would take that dick in my hand and jerk the hard right out of it, and you would like it. Then, I would take my big, luscious lips and run them up and down that big cock of yours until you begged me to let you fuck me…but I think you should have to wait for it. I’m no small girl. There’s lots of me for you to explore, and I wanna enjoy that big cock as long as possible. I want you to rub that big dick all over me. I want to feel it rubbing between my boobs, and I wanna see if my big, gorgeous titties are big enough to go around it. Then I want you to rub it down my stomach so I can see just how much of my flat, sexy stomach it can cover. Then I want you to rub it all over my thighs. Think it might be as big and long as one of my thighs? I think we should see. And before you get to enter my dripping wet pussy, I want you to rub it between my ass cheeks. Maybe they’re big enough to totally encompass that giant cock, too. I’m a voluptuous gal.

When I do finally let you put that giant cock inside me, I want you to do it all at once, hard and fast. Shock me with it even more than I already am. Let me feel how smooth and creamy that taut skin stretched around your dick muscle is. Hurt me with it. It’s even okay if you make me bleed. I like it. I want you to fuck me with that giant cock as hard as you can, until you can’t fuck any more, and cum explodes from you like a bomb going off, and you feel it rise all the way up from your balls, thru ur dick, and out of you. I want to feel you cum in the back of my throat.

10. On the 1 to 5. That’s one amazingly long, round, smooth, cock with a great head, and even greater balls. 5/5