What we have here, Andrew, is average. When I downloaded your dick, I did not see a panty dropper…..but! I also didn’t X out the picture, roll my eyes, and move on to the next one. Why? Because while I didn’t feel compelled to jerk my panties off pronto, I did think that it might be worth a good once over.

Your cock is not long, nor short, but solidly in the typical range. This isn’t a bad thing, so stay with me. I’ll tell you why-
Extra super long dicks hurt. Extra super short ducks are useless. Your dick is perfectly long enough to be felt when you slide it into my tight little kitty, but not so long that your going to puncture a whole in my throat with it while simply trying to thrust in and out a few times. For this, I give you a point.

Your dick is not grossly rotund, nor does it favor a #2 pencil. This is also a good thing. While having some girth so that I can feel just a smidgeon of pain when you enter my silky pussy is amazing, it’s not pleasant to be stretched from asshole to appetite. Hey! Speaking of assholes! That’s another thing about your cock! It’s just the right size to be taken in that particular orifice. Do you like anal sex, Andrew? I like it occasionally, as something different. I think I would like it with you. I can almost feel your hard cock sliding in and out of my ass while your fingers work magic on my clit. I can even feel your balls smacking my gorgeously round ass cheeks as your cock slides in, then out, then in, then out. A point for girth, Andrew.

As for the head of your cock….it’s not bad, but it does look a little disproportional. What do I mean by that? It looks like it’s growth was stunted before it reached full size. I think it would flow better with overall cock appearance if it were a slightly longer dick head. On the positive side, it has a nicely pronounced overlap where it meets the shaft of your dick. I find the overlap important because that’s a favorite place of mine to spend some quality tongue time, by which I mean licking around and around just before I slide my soft lips up and down your hard dick. Would that make your dick so hard it throbbed, Andrew? Me sliding my soft lips tightly up and down your cock, while my wet tongue massages it? Do you think you could feel it way down in your balls? I want to be able to feel them tighten up and fill with cum, ready to shoot up thru your dick and out that cute little head. Overall? Half point for the head of your cock.

About your balls? Those are pretty standard issue balls. I wonder what they would feel like with my hand gently massaging them while you slid your dick in and out of my dripping wet pussy? Would they get tighter and tighter? And if I rubbed that sweet spot just behind them, just shy of your asshole? Does that make you hard just to think about? It should. I’m a very good ball massager. Another half point for average nuts.

All together, that makes a 3 of 5. That actually puts you slightly above the average 2.5. Congrats, Andrew! That’s exactly why I wanted to give your cock a good once over…. you most certainly have a very fuckable dick.

Um…..this dick is maybe a 2/5. Anything 2 or greater is still on the table for fucking, but with a 2, you’re really gonna have to bring it to get a re-fuck.

So, I think it’s interesting how far up your shaft your balls reach. That caught my attention. I expect to feel your balls smacking my plump ass cheeks when you bend me over and fuck me from behind, but as far as those balls go up your cock? I expect I could feel ball slaps even in the good ole missionary position! Cool!

A good thing that I notice about your cock is the overall size of it. You don’t have a monster cock, but I guess you know that. You do have a cock that I could enjoy from a variety of different positions without pain or suffering. We could have some garden variety fun! I imagine that you would feel longest from a position like doggy style, as that usually adds the illusion of an inch to your cock as it penetrates me. Can you imagine getting to admire my plump, beautiful ass as you slide in and out? Or you could put my ankles on your shoulders! This position also makes you feel bigger than you actually are, plus it gives you a fantastic vantage point from which to be able to watch your dick as it moves into my tight, wet cunt, right up til your balls meet my clit.

Your skin tone and dick texture isn’t really smooth or milky. Your cock would be a lot more appealing to the eye if it were, but I can work with what ya got. Things like tone and texture become trivial when you are grinding me into the orgasm of the century.

To explain the 2/5, I see nothing extraordinary. That doesn’t mean that you aren’t extraordinary, or that you can’t do extraordinary things with an ordinary cock, but just in looks? Ordinary. I am keen on the idea that you could fuck me from any position with your cock- no limitations. If, just IF, you have some seriously orgasmic moves with that ordinary cock, then I would consider a re-fuck.