Yay!! A mushroom cock! You know these are my favourite. They just look like so much fun! You know, I’ve never had a chance to be with a mushroom cock like yours, but I want to sooo bad. I just want to know what it feels like to be fucked by that big bulbous head and that long skinny shaft. I don’t know if it would feel good or bad, I think it would feel different to anything I’ve felt before, though. I imagine it like an area of pressure moving back and forth inside me, like a ball moving around in my cunt.. I guess I’m not entirely sure what that would feel like either. Maybe I’ll just have to fuck a mushroom cock and find out for myself hahaha! Really, though, you have a lovely cock and I would have loved to try it out hehe! ⅘

Oh wow honey! I know I’m supposed to be reviewing your penis, but can I just quickly say this? You know what would feel amazing? The moment your head enters my pussy. You know what I mean, when it first pops in. I’d just want you to give me the tip, popping that big head of yours in and out of me, that would really get me hot. And don’t worry, you’ll enjoy it too. I have quite a tight puss, if I do say so myself, and having that tightness squeezing just your head would feel amazing for you, I promise. It’d be like -squeeze, release, squeeze, release- just on your head. It’ll drive you crazy! Anyway your cock. Obviously you’ve gathered that I like your nice thick head, but if I’m honest, that shaft probably wouldn’t do much for me. It’s just a little thin, I think, even for my tight puss, and it might even be too long. I don’t usually like a very long cock 3.5/5

Oh awesome! I love me a mushroom cock. I mean they look great, and yours looks fantastic. And before I start this review, can I just say that this is a really pretty photo. The out of focus foreground and background, and I don’t know. It looks nice hahaha! Anyway, excuse me for getting distracted. We are here to talk about your cock. Your delightful mushroom cock. I really love the shape of it. Your big fat round head, it looks like it’s been plonked on top of the shaft of a much thinner dick. Your shaft is really gorgeous too, with those little horizontal wrinkles and that big thick vein running up the middle of your cock. It’s hard to see your balls in this photo, but I bet you have high, tight balls that sit right up under your cock. I do really like the look of your cock. 4/5

If I can be brutally honest, personally, I’m not really a fan of a mushroom cock. I’m sorry, to be so frank, but I just think they are ugly. With that stupid fat head, and that gross weird noodle shaft, I just can’t get into it like some other girls can. Maybe I can see why it would be cute. I mean mushrooms are kind of cute.. I suppose I like putting mushrooms in my mouth hahaha! Still I don’t really see the appeal of putting one in my cunt. To me it just doesn’t look like it’d feel good. I don’t know if it would feel bad, but I can’t picture me enjoying in. I prefer a nice big thick cock that stretches me open, not one that starts to stretch me with a big head, then disappoints with a tiny thin shaft. I don’t know, that’s just my honest opinion and I’d be open to being proved wrong hehehe! ⅖

Ooooh a lovely mushroom! I love love love a mushroom cock! Almost as much as I love the fungus hehe! Fungus or cock I want that in my mouth! Mmmmm! I want to suck and slobber all over that delicious dick. I want to make pop sounds with your cock. You know like pop you head out of my cheek to make a *pop* sound hehehe! I think I could have a lot of fun with your adorable mushroom cock. I wanna much on that thing all night long. I want to feel that big fat head of yours shoved as far down my throat as it can go. I want to gag on it until I feel like I’m drowning in my own siliva. I want to wrap my tongue around that thin mushroom shaft. God damn I love this cock! 4.5/5

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