You do have quite a monster there don’t you Bill? I want to cradle that thing like a baby. I love it so much I want to nurture it. I want to paste it with kisses, before shoving it up where it belongs hahaha! Really though, this guy is hot as fuck! What I wouldn’t do to slide my way down that big thick pole. All the way to the very bottom. You’d gotten me all side-tracked! We are supposed to be talking about your cock not my silly fantasies. You want me to guess your length? My estimate is about 9 inches. Is “thick as fuck” a measurement of girth? Because those are the only values that come to mind when I look at this beast! I love the shape of this cock, with that slight upward turn and that big thick shaft I know you’d have me screaming and creaming with that sexy thing! 4.5/5

Holy guacamole! I just wanted to start by saying that package leaves me my mouth salivating. Also your cock looks like it could potentially belong to a bear.. The scary kind, not the cute kind. Your cock is anything but cute william. With that big, thick head leading to an even bigger, thicker shaft. Don’t you know big things aren’t cute?! Especially big veiny things! Look at those huge veins, popping out like your cock just worked out haha is your cock part Hulk? With veins that thick you must have suffered at least a little gamma radiation. With all that said, I bet that bear cock of yours feels incredible. Those big ugly veins would feel so good as you slide them between my tight, wet lips. I can picture my pussy squeezed tight around that fat shaft. I’d better end this before I get too excited hehehe! I wouldn’t mind riding this bear. 4/5

Well, look at this big pink veiny dick! What a specimen! This cock kind of looks like a sea cucumber… like.. In a good way haha! I just mean the way it starts kind of thin-ish at the head and tapers out into this big thick mega shaft. It’s almost like a challenge! Like the lower down I slide, the harder it gets to take that thick shaft. You know I love a challenge. Oh yeah! Speaking of challenges, you wanted me to guess your length and girth. Well you look quite long to me, and the longest I can take is about 9 inches, so let’s go with that (although it might just be wishful thinking on my part because I’d want to be about to take all of you). When you say girth do you mean at the widest point? I’ll assume so and say that you are about 2-2.5 inches in diameter. I hope I won! This is a fun cock ⅘

Wow! You are really fucking big. Maybe even too big. I’m only little, you know. I can only take so much cock. You look like you are at least 8 inches long and you’d definitely be quite a mouthful hehehe! Really, though I’m a little intimidated by this cock. I know for sure I’d never be able to fit it in my mouth, but I think maybe even my cunt is too small for this massive schlong. I suppose you are the right shape, you have that thinner head so you could slip in easier, and that nice upward bend, like you have been designed to hit all the right spots. With your hairlessness, and smooth shape, you’d look almost aerodynamic, like you could slip into any hole, if it wasn’t for those fat veins that is. I swear cocks with thick veins just look bigger. Yours looks like it is rearing to go haha! It is actually quite attractive, I’m just not sure if I could handle it. 3.5/5

Oh baby! You know I think I just realised why they call girls like me “dogs”, because I want to drool all over that thing like a goddamn labrador! I want to take that beast in my mouth, push it as far as it goes, then a little farther. I want to gag all over that sexy pink head of yours, slobber all down your thick veiny shaft until you can’t hold it any more and you fill my mouth with your creamy cum. I know with that girth, there’s no way I could fit that whole thing in my gob, but you have me salivating at the thought, so I’ll be damned if I don’t give it a good shot. I’ll be gagging so hard on your long, thick member, mascara stained tears will be rolling down my cheeks and landing on that veiny shaft. It’ll be messy and sloppy and just the way a good blow job should be. You know I just realised I only talked about what I want and barely mentioned reviewing your cock.. Oh well. You’ll just have to deal with that. 4/5

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