Humiliation Rate: Dick is Like a Shriveled Slim Jim…
Ashley’s Cock Review:
Ugggggh. So I bet you look at your dick in the mirror and tell yourself, “yeah look at my awesome cock, women must love me”. Well hunny I have news for you, your cock is as pathetic as a mini penis. Seriously, I mean I want a dick that actually looks nice, you’ve got bump and groove that make this cock look more like some kind of std stick than a cock that could make me cum. It’s while and pasty that makes me want to gag. Most weird dudes that lurk online and never leave the house, jerking yourself off non-stop. This cock has never left it’s pants, probably whitey tighties… Nasty balls, with a hairy pubic pad has me weirded out. I mean I’ve gone down on a couple weird fucking cocks so I didn’t have to make my pussy deal with the disaster, but hunny it’s not polite to go down on a dude, and instead of gagging on a gorgeous cock, I’d be laughing as I look at it. Yuck.
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