Woah!2 dicks at once!! Why doesn’t your girlfriend give that a go?! I would if I was here! Double penetration fuck yes!! Maybe I’m just greedy though I’ll take you both at the same time! I wouldn’t however take you separately . When you take your friend out of the equation I’m just left with a useless pin prick so me and my friends call them. Do you know what we do with pin pricks like you? Nothing! You are worthless! It amazes me you managed to score yourself a girlfriend, a fit one too!Saying that though it’s not such a score when she’s shagging your friend, your little dick is not enough to keep a woman like her satisfied or any woman in general! It’s not even a cute dick, it’s straggled with hair! It’s almost asif you’ve given up even trying and I don’t blame you there’s nothing you can do to make it better so you may as well just give up. Your friend though, yummy! I’d sit on that dick then eat it afterwards he’s that delicious looking! When your girlfriend is done with him can I have a go? I won’t promise I’l give him back though and then what would she do?! You can’t keep her happy with your shit dick! I don’t envy her much, having to snuggle up with that thing every night!! Your friend has a lush dick! Mmmm I want it! He gets a 5/5 from me! You turn me off!!!! You don’t get any points!!!

Before you read on you must know that I’m not known for being cute or coy, I’m known for my complete honesty no matter how brutal! So if you was expecting an ego boost I suggest you stop reading now if however, you would like a real honest dick rate from a dick pro who has sat on plenty and sucked even more then you have come to the right girl!

Let’s start with the obvious, size! You are very small, not compared to your friend but in general. There’s not much going on there is there. No girth, no length nothing!! Not like your friend, he has a great length! Could do with more girth though. If you ask me your hot blonde girlfriend is settling when it comes to you both. She could do much better when it comes to pricks, she looks like she needs a big monster dick that has all the girth and length!

Bellend, when it comes to the bell I actually rather prefer yours but only because it fits your small penis well. Your friend on the other hand has a huge dick but small bellend it looks rather hysterical they both do! You both fail to impress here! I still wouldn’t go near yours because it’s attached to such a small dick, yuck! And I wouldn’t go near your friends because I’d be too busy crying with laughter!

When it comes to pubic hairs yours are just grim! For fuck sakes have a trim down there please! Look at your friend he has the right idea! I could lick that dick all day! I’d choke on yours but not from the size but the mass of hair I’d have left in my mouth! Gross!!!

So to wrap it up I actually wouldn’t sit on any of your dicks. Yes your friend has length but that is it! You obviously have nothing going for you. I give you both a poor score! You get a 0 and your friend gets a 1/5 Tell your girlfriend to get out more! There’s plenty of better knobs out there!

Hello sexy! That was more directed at your friend than you! If I had both of you two in front of me your friend gets the pussy hands down, he’s well more equipped than you are don’t you agree? Your girlfriend obviously does! I bet he gives it to her good, she no doubt craves his large thick dick when you’ve got your tiny prick inside her, not even that deep I’d imagine. It’s funny she should appreciate her boyfriend but you probably make her appreciate your friend more, I know I would if I was with a miniature dick like yours in fact, I’d never settle for a pin prick I’m not sure why your girlfriend has? She can obviously do better. I bet your friend gets a real kick out of pounding her hard with his big dick knowing how shit yours is in comparison. He probably makes sure he ruins her tight pussy, leaves it dripping and soggy for you to show you how a real cock does it. You probably love it don’t you. I bet a threesome would be good, a giant cock in her pussy and a tiny dick in her ass! Mmmm what a turn on! You’ll most likely get forgotten about though your little willy isn’t enough to entertain anyone for long. You mate gets a high score of a 4.5 from me. I love his long shafted cock! And the thought of him smashing it inside your girlfriend! You on the other hand get a poor score of a 1/5 you only get a one because you are a cute fit for anal, but even the not for long!

Well well well, look at these two pricks. I know which one I’d rather sit on and I’m sorry dude but it’s not yours, I like your girlfriend she obviously knows how to appreciate a real dick, well done you for trying but a pathetic prick like that is not going to satisfy a sexy bitch like that, I would go to your friend too, he has everything you lack, size, girth, basically everything in the manhood area you don’t have! I bet she gets so sick of feeling you little clit dick inside of her she can’t wait to spread her legs wide for your friend, do you like to watch whilst hes pounding her properly? Or does this remind you of what a waste of a man you are, you must be good at eating pussy right? I can’t see why else your girlfriend will still be around! Especially with a cock tease like your friend here. He would make me squirt all over that dick! That big long shlong would tickle away at my G spot whereas your little teeny weeny would only tickle at my clit! You would never reach my G spot! Your friend also looks yummy!!! I bet he tastes delicious! I love choking on a big dick! You would just make me gag at the sight of it! How the fuck have you managed to pull a girl like that beautiful blonde I’ll never know! Right let’s talk numbers, your friend has it all going on he’s a 5/5 for sure!!! You are below average as you may already know, you get a score of 2/5 it’s no secret your friend is better than you