Is your dick saying “suck me,” John? Because that’s the message I received when I opened your picture. There was so much to notice at first glance, but the standout was most definitely the intricate vein system on your shaft that begs to be traced with my warm, wet tongue. I do always love a pattern to follow, and you have one that I could trace for hours!
You also have nice length to your dick, John. While not being obscenely long, it is neither so short that I have to wonder if it’s made it’s way into my pussy yet. The good thing about a not quite obscenely long dick is that it can be utilized in vanilla positions, AND deeply penetrating positions, alike. So, if I were to climb into your lap just before you lie down flat, and slide myself onto your perfectly lengthed cock, it would feel just as amazing as if you were to bend me over the kitchen counter and thrust your dick into me.
You also have nice width, John, and width is just as important as length. A girl needs a bit of shock when your rock hard cock crosses the threshold into the soft wetlands of my puss. It’s also nice to have a little stretch going on as you thrust your throbbing clock in and out, while I get wetter, and wetter until we both burst with pleasure.
And the head….that’s a damn fine head on your dick, John. I would really like to wrap my lips tightly around it and give it just a slight pull as I suck up and down from head to base, and back up again. I bet I could get a good look at the head of your dick that way 😉.
Lastly, I like that you aren’t circumcised. That extra skin can come in super handy when I reach into your pants and wrap my hand around your cock. It offers just enough give to allow me to stroke your cock a few times until you begin dripping with pre-cum. After that drip begins, no more lube should be needed! I give a great hand job, John. Such a great hand job that you will be begging to blow your mega wad mere minutes after I begin to stroke your cock with my soft, slippery hands.
All in all, John, I’m going to give you a 4/5. If you were circumcised, I might have said 3.5, BUT! That enthralled me. I like it. 4/5. Bravo
Alyssa’s Cock Review:
This dick made my night!!! (Well, it’s going to make my night as I grab my flesh colored dildo out of my nightstand and pretend that it’s your cock sliding in and out of me as I rub it all over my pussy.) That’s an absolutely stunning dick you have. I am honored that you shared it with me 😊
Reasons why I think your dick is stunning are many, but most importantly, the overall size of your cock is fabulous. It’s long enough to be just a wee bit alarming, but not scary. It’s wide enough to be a tight fit in my perfect little pussy, and long enough to massage both my inside and outside sweet spots. I can almost feel the shaft of your stunning dick sliding in and out of me, while the head of your dick touches all the right places. Yum….
Another good aspect of your perfectly sized dick is that it will be versatile, making it all the more fun! A dick like that can be used in all kinds of different special spots! I’m positive that if I were to put my mouth around it and massage it with my lips and tongue, I could reach from tip to base, and all the way back to tip again, with no problems. Would you like having your whole dick in my pretty little mouth with its plump, wet lips, and perfectly thick tongue? Or what about in my ass? I think your dick is just right to fit in my super tight little ass. That way you get to enjoy the view of my luscious, round ass cheeks while you slide in and out of me, and I could feel your balls as they smack against my clit, over and over and over until it drives us both mad.
The shaft of your dick is awesome, too! Just thinking about running my tongue up and down it makes me mega horny! It has nice color to it, and doesn’t have any strange moles. (Those are always weird, and I tend to get distracted by them when my tongue runs up against them.) This looks to be a shaft that I would love to ride all night long, and have thrusting in and out of my mouth, my pussy, and anywhere else that we could imagine to stick it!
Overall rate? 3.5/5. It could be a tad bigger and still be well within the perfection range, but this is definitely still a very fuckable dick.
Olivia’s Cock Review:
Well, hey there, stud muffin. Ya wanna come fuck me right now? After seeing the picture of your cock, I am dripping wet and more than ready for it!
There are so many nice things that I could say about your cock. Where to start? Okay- let’s start with your balls. From what I can see of them, they are very nicely groomed, which I appreciate immensely. There nothing worse than when I have your cock in my mouth, and I decide to dig just a tad deeper into my repertoire and chance a little lick and nibble at those juicy little balls, only to have to pick the hair out of my teeth before running my tongue and lips back up to the tip of your cock. I also suspect that they would feel very nice slapping up against my ass cheeks as you thrust your throbbing cock in and out of my warm, slippery pussy. Yup. A+ balls!
And working my way up, that brings me to your shaft. What a cool bunch of veins you have! And such a nice skin color to your cock. It makes the blue veins almost have a purple tinge, which, consequentially, is my favorite color. As for length? I’m thinking that’s a fairly long cock. Of course, I would need to be up close and personal with it to be sure. You know? In ways like having your cock in my mouth, with my lips wrapped tightly around it and sliding up and down? If I can get all of it in my mouth with just the slight gag reflex, then it’s just right! Another good way to measure length is when you fuck me from behind. If I wince in pain just a wee little bit, then the length is spot on! Do you think your cock is long enough for that? I think it just might be.
If you can’t tell, I like just a little bit of pain…which brings me to girth. Your cock looks to be just round enough to stretch my super tight pussy just the slightest bit as you slide it into my warm, wet hole. Of course, I would adjust quickly, thus allowing you to thrust in and out as hard and fast as you want 😉, but that initial shock of “shit!” is always utterly breathtaking. I’m getting even hornier just thinking about it!
Finally, the head. Your uncircumcised! That’s as good as unwrapping a birthday present! It’s wrapped up, and covered at first, but then, as I sneak my hand into the front of your pants and begin to fondle you ever so gently, it begins to peek out. As I progress from gentle fondling to wrapping my hand fully around your cock and tightly rubbing up and down, more and more of it comes out to play! When it’s finally so hard that it bursts from your pants like a jack in the box, that foreskin is just a minor bump. It really is better than Christmas! So exciting!!!
Overall score? 4.5 of 5. I would almost give your cock a perfect score, but since I have to contain myself to a picture and my imagination, then near perfect is it. Meanwhile, I’ll just hang out over here and daydream about that slight pinch of pain as you thrust your cock into me for the first time, or the throb I feel as you pound me from behind 😈
Katie’s Cock Review:
So, John. Your dick? It’s on the high side of average, in my book. I’ve seen dicks much bigger, yet I’ve seen dicks much, much smaller. I would liken your dick to that of a blank canvas and a palette full of paint. You have all of the necessary tools to make a masterpiece, but do you have the skill to actually create it? I give your dick a 3/5, but it has lotsa potential.
Length definitely has potential to be a bed rocker, if you utilize it properly. Good ole regular fuckin in the missionary style might be alright, but I’m thinkin that you would feel much longer if you were to throw my long, tan legs up over your shoulders and fuck away. That position always makes an average dick feel like a stone cold stunner, so your slightly above average length cock should be quite the shocker from that position. Plus, it will give you a great view of your throbbing dick as it slides in and out of my warm, apple pie like cunt.
Width also looks slightly above average. I think there’s enough width to your dick to know that I have it inside me. I also think it’s plenty round enough to stretch my soft, full lips around just right…but not too much so that it stretches my mouth into discomfort. This is important because I need to be able to make my wet, warm lips tight around your cock as I suck, up and down. If my mouth is stretched wide just to get my mouth around it, I can’t hardly tighten my lips up, Can I?
Your head is average, I think. Dick heads are normally a little larger than their shaft, in my experience, but your is not. Anatomically, they typically resemble a mushroom cap on top of an extra long, wide stem. That can make a difference in how your dick feels inside me….but I do really like my magic bullet vibrator, and it’s shaped exactly like your dick, so that’s probably not worth deducting points over. I would love to see what it’s like to experience such a smooth ride as the one that your dick would offer. No bumps in the road as cap turns to stem as your dick tickles my clit, just before you shove it into my pussy, hard and fast. I imagine I would feel no ridge rubbing inside my pussy walls. Just pure, sensual, smoothness that thrusts is both right over the edge of ecstasy.
Maybe I’ve talked myself into a 3.5/5. Your dick is definitely hot!
Kayla’s Cock Review:
This dick just did not make me want to rip off my panties hump your leg, man. I won’t go talkin all crazy and give ya something like a 0, or a 1, but I can’t see giving your cock anything more than a 2.5. 3, tops. It’s worth a first time fuck. I’m not sure this dick would get a return fuck, though. You’re gonna hafta really show me something….
…but I’m wondering if you could show me something, John? Lotsa guys and girls don’t like the things I’m in to, John, but I like to get a little kinky. IF you would let me use one of my all time favorite toys on your cock (the Super Stretcher), then I might be able to get enough length out of it to satisfy me. I’m not sayin it’s small, John. You do not have a short dick. You merely have an unsubstantial dick. In the vast sea of dicks, it doesn’t stand out to me. If you let me use my toy, I will forever remember your dick, John. (I’m willing to return the favor. I have a super nice set of nipple clamps that I’m more than willing to wear for you while I’m stretching your dick. I might even keep them on while you slide your super stretched dick in and out of my pearly white pussy. You should have a good 45 to 60 minutes if I stretch that dick really good of fucking my ever loving brains out before it loses effect.)
Girth? That could be a problem, assuming that we get that far. When I super stretch your cock, it’s gonna lose some of its already sketchy girth. Not to fear, sweet JohnBoy. I have a solution for that. I think you have to fuck me in my ass. If you fuck me in my ass, I can totally masturbate while you pound yourself into oblivion in my extra tight asshole. The best part is that you get to fuck AND watch! When I cum, I’m gonna need you to choke me, John. (Don’t worry. I will cum. I’ll be the one taking care of that, so you get to feel like the stud of the century!). Make me pay for super stretchin your dick. Choke the shit out of me while you pound, and pound, and pound my ass. If you’re lucky, I’ll be in too much ecstasy to grab your balls and twist 😈
If you think you can hang in there with the big boys and play the kinky game, I’ll give your mostly average, unsubstantial, regular ole cock a 3. If the kink ain’t your thing, I gotta stick with the 2.5. Without something extraordinary, that’s just a typical, ever day dick.
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