Ashley Cock Review:
I’ve seen a couple small cocks before but yours is one of the smallest I’ve seen, since you mentioned it. I honestly don’t think a cock can be any smaller than yours. I wouldn’t say your dick is a turn on so much as it would just be fun to play with…with my hands, fingers, and in my mouth. 😉 I just want to press your dick like a button! It looks so fun to play with!! I’d constantly have to try and control myself from reaching over and playing with your cock, flicking it back and forth or playing with your extra skin before it’s erect. You’re super clean shaven in one of those pictures, and that’s how most women, including myself, prefer it! It won’t help much, but it will help a bit, if you stay shaven because it’ll make you look a bit bigger. Also the less hair you have down there, the tastier your dick looks and actually tastes. You may have a small dick but it’s probably just as yummy as the next dick. It looks smooth. I could easily wrap my lips around it and tongue its tip. Hell, I could probably wrap my tongue around its entirety at once! Speaking of tips, you have an interesting one. It isn’t quite rounded but it’s a bit long and ends in kind of a point. I’d grab your dick in one hand and run your tip along my upper lip around and across my lower lip just like a tube of lipstick…except your tip would also be applied to my tongue and the back of my throat. 😉 I bet you have a petite sack too that matches your itty bitty cock. Do you think I could fit both balls in my mouth? I KNOW I can! In fact, I can probably fit your sack and your penis in my mouth at the same time. Which I guess that’s good for you? With my entire mouth around your sack and balls, all of your sensitive areas are pleasured at once. Only a few sucks, licks, and tickles before you’re cumming all over the place!! 1.5/5
Olivia’s Dick Review:
Hey hunny. Getting a sex position rating just wasn’t enough for you, hm? 😉 Well that’s fine with me because I can play with and look at dicks allllll day! Your dick isn’t extremely skinny. Some men have very straight, lanky cocks which can be a little dull sometimes but at least yours isn’t pin-point thin! As for length, well you’re obviously lacking. I need an 8.5 incher or more and you’re not even 3 inches! Better hope the lady who finds you has a shallow, tiny pussy or doesn’t even like penetration. Maybe you’ll find yourself a nasty dominatrix who’ll put a leash around that little cock and pull him to an acceptable length. The smallest dick I’ve ever seen? Most definitely yes. I mean, so far your dick is the smallest I’ve ever seen but there’s always someone less fortunate than you, right? In this case, someone somewhere with an even smaller penis or a man with no penis at all! And I wonder about your balls…Do you even have any? I’d have to imagine some on you. When flaccid, your dick kind of looks like a turtle inside its shell. Very pokable, I would say. Fun to play with for a few minutes but that’s about it at least for almost all women except a more dominate woman who would cuckhold the fuck out of your ity bitty dick. You can pleasure yourself while she rides the cock of another man. And maybe if you’re lucky she’ll let you have a taste of her dripping cunt. Like I mentioned in my sex position review, the way to use your miniscule penis is ALL. ABOUT. THE. ANGLE. Sex with your little dick would be all about teasing around the entrance of the vagina; it would basically be a whole lot of foreplay, I would imagine. I’d give your cock a lower rating if I’d say I’d never come near it, but I honestly would want to see your dick and play with it in person so for that I’m giving you 1/5.
Alyssa’s Dick Rating:
Be brutally honest? Hmm I don’t know if you could handle that. I mean we always try to look for something positive in our reviews because with every dick there’s always a positive trait. I did come across yours pretty easily though. So there’s good news! I do think, though, that your cock has a decent head. It’s a bit strangely shaped but at least it’s defined from your shaft. Some men don’t have that, it just looks like they have a long shaft without a head. Which those are usually the dullest cocks, at least for me. It just feels like I’m being fucked with one of those little silver bullet dildos. BORING!! So there’s a positive for you. Another attractive trait about your cock is the coloring. Some men have cocks that turn purple but yours is a nice light brown and pink color, at least when erect. I don’t even know how a person is supposed to have sex with that little thing though! I don’t even think I’d be able to feel your dick as you slid it inside me. Even with my tight pussy your cock would easy slip right in, probably unnoticeably. You obviously aren’t girthy and that’s what I’d need most. At least a little plug to satisfy my width requirements. And you obviously aren’t long either. There’s no way your dick would be able to reach my G-spot. It’s too small to even have an angle or a curve! It’s basically just an outtie belly button don’t you think? Your cock is really really small and that’s just a fact, no malice behind my words. We both know you have a small penis, probably one of the smallest I’ll ever see in my life. You just have to find the right person willing to accept your cock for how it is because, let’s face it, it’s not getting much bigger even with pills or a pump. Just please your lady and she’ll at least try to please your little dick with her mouth I’m sure. You do have a great dick for trying anal with, that’s for sure. I would even give it a go! 1/5
Kayla’s Cock Rating:
It would be a nice little butt plug as it does have a little bit of girth instead of being limp and lanky. You obviously don’t have much going on with your length. Not even 3 inches! I need at least a 3.5 inch cock but I guess I’d let you in my ass. Hell, most women who haven’t tried anal before would let you in their ass. Your dick is so small you might not even need lube for anal; just a small suck on your dick and you’re good to go in terms of fitting your cock in my, or anyone’s, tightest hole. Your cock is impeccably small. Hard to believe it’s the dick of a full-grown man to be honest. But hey, you gotta work with whatcha got! So for you it would be all about the angle for vaginal penetration but with anal, it doesn’t matter much. It also doesn’t matter if you have an angle or a curve to your cock with anal. In fact, your straight dick would probably feel better than a crazy curve because sometimes those hurt a bit. Now let’s talk about your dickhead, shall we? 😉 I like a big defined head. While your head isn’t large, at least it has a little ridge to separate it from your shaft. A defined head make a cock look and feel more interesting and pleasurable, especially with each thrust in and out of my little ass as my hole grips the edge of your dick head. That would drive you wild, I know it. Fuck, any kind of penetration would drive you wild. It would be a nice change apart from sitting and watching, wouldn’t it? 😉 I bet it doesn’t take long for you to cum at all, does it? A handful of thrusts and you’re done for. Those small balls probably only have enough cum to fill my belly button! 1.5/5
Katie’s Dick Review:
I love a decent cock and as long as you kept your downstairs clean, shaven, and smooth then we’re all set! 😉 I’m sure you’re going to keep getting the “Your cock is the smallest I’ve ever seen!” comment because it’s true. Your cock really is the smallest I’ve ever seen. What’s that saying? “Big things come in small packages.” Well with you, they better because that is the smallest package. It’s difficult to see your sack in any of the photos you submitted but it looks small as well. I probably wouldn’t even be able to feel or hear your balls slap against my cheeks! I think I’d be the dominant in the bedroom. I could squash your tiny sack beneath the heel of my boot easily, making your scream. For what though? More? Or mercy? There will be no mercy until I’m satisfied. Even if that means causing you a little pain. 😉 But you’d like that, I’m sure. If not, you’d learn to like it from your mistress. Don’t worry, sweetheart, I’ll be gentle…the first few minutes. 😉 When you’re flaccid you have a lot of skin hanging around the tip of your cock. What do you say we clothespin it back so I can get a good look and a good lick of your dick head, hm? Remember, whatever mistress wants, mistress gets. You better be great with your tongue, fingers, and/or a toy because I don’t think sex can be that great for me with as small of a dick as yours. It would be an honor for you if you even got to touch my pussy with your tiny cock. I might only let you in my ass until you proof you’re good enough for my cunt. Your cock isn’t worthy of even being put into my vagina without a sleeve to make its girth and length larger. Even with a sex toy your dick probably wouldn’t be average length or width! Swallowing your tiny load would be easy enough. 😉 At least your dick is circumcised though. That’s a plus for most women, but I’m not too picky. A great dick is a great dick. 1.5/5
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